A proposal to name hurricanes after climate change deniers

[Barry]

Hurricane John Boehner could be heading your way!

[handy]

Hurricane John Boehner could be heading your way!

Hell, yeah! Fewer hurricanes lately, and more and more people refusing the warmist religious scare-mongering, we'll never run out of names!

[handy]

Looks like we won't be needing too many names after all...

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-...-11-years.html
No Atlantic Hurricane by August in First Time in 11 Years

By Brian K. Sullivan - Aug 30, 2013 7:03 AM PT

August is about to end without an Atlantic hurricane for the first time since 2002, calling into question predictions of a more active storm season than normal.

Six tropical systems have formed in the Atlantic since the season began June 1 and none of them has grown to hurricane strength with winds of at least 74 miles (120 kilometers) per hour. Accumulated cyclone energy in the Atlantic, a measure of tropical power, is about 30 percent of where it normally would be, said Phil Klotzbach, lead author of Colorado State University’s seasonal hurricane forecasts.

“At this point, I doubt that a super-active hurricane season will happen,” Klotzbach said in an e-mail yesterday.
The most active part of the Atlantic season runs from Aug. 20 to about the first week of October. The statistical peak occurs on Sept. 10, according to the National Hurricane Center in Miami. Two storms formed in August and the hurricane center is tracking two areas of thunderstorms that have low to medium chances of becoming tropical systems within five days

Atlantic storms are watched closely because they disrupt energy operations in and around the Gulf of Mexico and cause widespread destruction when they come ashore.

In the basin now, warm sea water and a decreasing amount of wind shear that can tear at the structure of budding storms mean conditions are ripe “for a burst of activity,” said Todd Crawford, chief meteorologist at Weather Services International in Andover, Massachusetts.

A ’Head-Scratcher’

“The very inactive season so far has been a bit of a head-scratcher,” Crawford said in an e-mail interview.

Continues at https://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-...-11-years.html