
Posted in reply to the post by phloem:
Dear Richard:
As long-standing denizens of the plant community you dismiss as "invasive" chaparral, we, the undersigned, must vehemently protest your mischaracterization of us. Both as individual plant species, and as vital participants in the ecosystem processes that provide you humans clean water, clean air, living soils, essential nutrient cycling, and many other services, we are essential components of a thriving and diverse community. We must also assert that you fail to see the forest for the trees.
The plant community you consign to an "onslaught" has been an integral part of the California landscape for hundreds of thousands of years. Chaparral is well adapted to another long-standing component of California's ecology - fire - which humans have foolishly consigned to a "hazard," when in fact the real hazard lies in denying that fire is as much a part of California as movie stars and new-age nonsense. In reality, chaparral is a perfect partner for California's landscape and climate, re-inventing itself with every lightning strike or errant human torch. As individual species, we all have accomplished more than merely passing the long-term test in sustainability - we define sustainability. In comparison, the newcomers in the community, Monterey pines and cypresses et al., are only here as a result of human folly and ecological mismanagement -- alterations of the soil and removal of native plants, de-watering, agricultural and commercial development, and removal of fire and grazing herbivores from our long-standing ecological community. These recently introduced and invasive trees don't have a clue, eschewing inviolable relationships with soil fungi and microorganisms, with other plants and the animals that rely upon them, and with the ages-old processes that have resulted in the undeniable glory and diversity of the California landscape. Only the ignorance and self-absorption of humans could possibly fail to understand that these newcomers are frauds, great pretenders to a forest that has nothing more than its vain appeal to shallow human sensibilities upon which to survive. These "forests" are barely even constituted of trees, as they are all genetic clones, arboreal whores to the whims of human manipulation. The emperor "pines" have no clothes! More critically, the pines and cypresses have no relationship to all the other species in the Marin Headlands, including the darling squirrels! And they kill butterflies.
We will gladly pardon your failure to understand that a forest is more than an assemblage of woody spires, functionally nothing more than shade-casting gluttons that suck precious rainfall runoff and groundwater, home-wreckers for thousands of native species. But first, please inform us how, as a purported "spiritual healer," you could possibly fail to integrate an understanding of the Earth and its ecological complexity into the realm of your work? How can you disavow the long-standing patterns and rhythms of the Earth, yet claim to "heal" humans who are now so devoid of the very connections to the physical and biological universe that must necessarily sustain all organisms, not least the arrogant yet infantile perpetrators of the greatest ecological crimes: humans themselves? How can you fail to see that your anthropocentric interpretation of a copse of trees is a betrayal of the fabric of human ecological consciousness, lacking any appreciation of relationships at least as old as the hills? Your thinking is an indignity to chaparral, to all species that have spent thousands to millions of years learning to live within our limits, and to the small number of devoted humans who at least make some attempt to understand and address the misguided and negligent actions of their predecessors.
in return for your humble apology, we the undersigned agree, upon your next visit to chaparral, not to rip the clothes from your back, not to pierce your extremities until you bleed, and not to lay you out on the rocky ground with an errant branch stuck in your boot! Remember, we have friends in real forests and woodlands who will gladly find a way to exact revenge upon unabiding humans who would disrespect the entirety of Earth's ecosystems, whether by fire or flood or loss of water or simple windthrow of a towering sentinel of ecological justice.
Sustainably, always,
Chamise, Toyon, Ceanothus, Manzanita, Monkey Flower, Coyote Brush, Silk Tassel, Poison Oak, Coffee Berry, Chaparral Pea, Scrub and Leather Oak, Yerba Santa, and thousands of herb allies, and millions of flies, beetles, bugs, bees, worms, millipedes, nitrogen-fixing bacteria, mycorrhizal fungi, flatworms, and many others