Obama, Clinton, and Trump in Heaven

[wbreitman]

Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are standing at the throne of heaven.
God looks at them and says, "Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you have learned, what you believe in."
God asks Barack first: “What do you believe in?"
He thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my countrymen".
God can’t help but see the essential goodness of Barack and offers him a seat to his left.
Then God turns to Hillary and says, "What do you believe in?"
Hillary says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. Like Barack I believe in hard work. I too have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true patriot and a loyal American."
God is greatly moved by Hillary's high-pitched eloquence and offers her a seat to his right.
Finally, God turns to Trump and says, "And you, Donald, what do you believe?"
Trump replies, "I believe you're in my seat."