New Dictionary Definitions

[wbreitman]

Some new words being proposed for inclusion in Oxford English Dictionary :

Errorist : Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes.

Askhole : A person who constantly ask for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.

Ambitchous : Striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.

Dudevorce : When two male best friends officially end their friendship over a lame disagreement, usually concerning a girl.

Nonversation : A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events .

Destinesia : When you get to where you were intending to go, you forget why you were going there in the first place. Not to be confused with being stoned.

Unkeyboardinated : Lacking physical or mental keyboard coordination; unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes.

Cellfish : Those who continue to talk on their cell phone, oblivious to the effect on others around them.

Textpectation : The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.

Carcolepsy : The inability to stay awake and alert when in a car, or any other thing that moves, such as trains, planes, and busses.

Hiberdating : Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend.

Deja poop : The feeling that the same shit keeps happening over and over to you