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    Sara S
    Auntie Wacco

    40 years of marriage.....

    40 years of marriage..

    A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their
    40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic
    little restaurant.

    Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

    She said, 'For being such an exemplary married
    couple and for being loving to each other for
    all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

    The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world
    with my darling husband.'

    The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two
    tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her
    hands.

    The husband thought for a moment:
    'Well, this is all very romantic, but an
    opportunity like this will never come again. I'm
    sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
    years younger than me.'

    The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,
    but a wish is a wish.!

    So the fairy waved her magic wand and
    poof!...

    The husband became 92 years old.

    The moral of this story:
    Men who are ungrateful bastards should
    remember fairies are female......
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