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  1. 11-10-2012 11:38 AM TopTop #1
    wbreitman
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    Price of Gas in France

    > Price of gas in France
    >
    > A thief in Paris planned to steal some Paintings from the Louvre.
    >
    > After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings,
    > and made it safely to his van.
    >
    > However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
    >
    > When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an
    > obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the
    > paintings.'
    >
    > 'I had no Monet.'
    >
    >
    > 'To buy Degas.'
    >
    >
    > 'To make the Van Gogh.'
    >
    >
    > See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else....
    >
    >
    > I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse!
    >
    >
    >
    > Do you have degas?

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