Ahem, the shoe certainly does fit in your case, you have quite an impressive list. Perhaps we can call it the "Cinderella Syndrome" instead of the dread CT words that make you so defensive.
Incidentally, it is infantile to oppose environmental programs simply because you perceive a UN conspiracy to promote them. In affect, you are being controlled by Article 21 - only you're doing exactly its opposite, just like a rebellious teenager, but controlled you are, none-the-less. I don't know your true calendar age, but you have the overweening certainty typical of the young and inexperienced.
Grow the eff up and learn to judge things on their own merit and stop wasting our time with your conspiratorial nonsense.
Richard
(who really, really likes open space, bike trails and public transit even if some Conservatives do also)