An Amish farmer and a Teabagger...

[Sara S]

An Amish farmer is walking through his field when he sees a guy drinking from his pond, scooping it up with his hand.

The farmer says, "Trinken nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen" (which means, “Don't drink the water. The cows and the pigs have shit in it.”).

The guy shouts back, "I'm a Teabagger, and this is America. I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, you moron."

The farmer says, "Use two hands. You'll get more."

[Philip Tymon]

At a local school board meeting in a state that shall remain nameless (but it's in the South and probably near Bush It's ranch in Texas) the school board is discussing what foreign languages should be taught in the school.

The Teabagger, who is visibly very upset by this discussion, stands up and says "I don't understand why we're talkin' about all these heathen languages. If English was good enough for Jesus it should be good enough for us."

An Amish farmer is walking through his field when he sees a guy drinking from his pond, scooping it up with his hand.

The farmer says, "Trinken nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen" (which means, “Don't drink the water. The cows and the pigs have shit in it.”).

The guy shouts back, "I'm a Teabagger, and this is America. I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, you moron."

The farmer says, "Use two hands. You'll get more."

[lynn]

The Amish joke is pretty good...
Jokes aside...I hope people do realize we still need English as a common language here...