Favorite sayings and bumper stickers

[ElizabethM]

Ya know the one
If it aint one thing it's another
Well...it started with
If it aint one thing
Its your mother.

then a wordsmith friend recently added to it

If it aint one thing
Its your mother.
could be a sister or a brother
but if its still a bother
its definitely father.

Other favorites
Past wife experience
wasband

favorite bumper stickers while Im at it

Jesus is coming , look busy

Well behaved women rarely make history

goodnight

[Barry]

My favorite bumper sticker was from many years ago:

I still miss my Ex...
But my aim is improving!

Not the nicest sentiment in the world, but it took me about an hour to stop laughing!
I don't know if I'd find it as funny now, but perhaps you will....

Got one to share?

["Mad" Miles]

Regime Change Begins At Home

Authoritatively Question (Haven't seen that one, I just made it up!)

Whirled Peas

[Hotspring 44]

"Planet Earth
Love It Or Leave IT"

"Never mind the dog BEWARE OF OWNER!"

"If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker BACK OFF!"

[Dixon]

"Illiterate? Write today for free brochure!"

"One World--One Human Race"

"If you are going through Hell--keep going." (attributed to Winston Churchill)

"Politics is the entertainment branch of industry." (Frank Zappa)

[bill shearer]

From my mother's wall:

INCONTINENCE HOTLINE------Can you hold please?

[Aquarian]

~ I'd rather be here now.

~ Everything works out in the end....if it's not worked out....it's not the end.

Unknown

[Roland Jacopetti]

My all-time favorite mean-spirited bumper sticker, seen on a car with numerous Christian stickers:

My God's not dead...
Sorry about yours!

Roland

[White Wolf]

This is sort of like a Dorothy Parker quote - my mother's maiden name is Parker - so who knows? Six degrees of indignation?!.. and yes, I made it up:

"Men are just like clothes; we're always taking them on and putting them off!"

I also like:

"Honk If You Love Jesus - "

Bastardized in Santa Fe to :

"Jeez If You Love Honkus"

...or how about? -

"Just Leave the Driving to Bastards (and Bitches)! Dog is my Co-Honkus" - o.k.o.k... trailing off into delirium now --

[jbox]

I had a friend who drove an really dented dirty station wagon and his bumper sticker read "Don't laugh, your daughter may be riding in this car". Some more - "Against abortion? Don't have one" or back in 2004 " Vote for Bush, you get Dick"

[sambacat]

I've always liked the bumper sticker:
"Where are we? And what are we doing in this hand basket?"

But, all time fav is:
"The Christian Right is neither."

[ChristmasCarla]

I love this quote! I wrote it down from a Brazilian movie I watched on Netflix: God is Brazilian, in which God is taking a vacation and is on a road trip to find a saint to sit in for him for a couple of weeks. Not a lot of action in the flick, but God meets a young man who trips with him, and at one point he says: "Don't worry, everything ends well. When it's not well, it's because it's not the end yet." I thought it was interesting that the young man was saying this to God instead of the other way around! That's optimism....

~ I'd rather be here now.

~ Everything works out in the end....if it's not worked out....it's not the end.

Unknown

[Aquarian]

And there is this one that I saw on a car some 20 years ago....totally cracked me up.

"My karma just ran over your dogma"

[jbox]

And there is this one that I saw on a car some 20 years ago....totally cracked me up.

"My karma just ran over your dogma"

Yeah, that dude lives in Guerneville.

[Ted Pole]

I brake for hallucinations.

[tezor]

I liked "Eschew obfuscation" It's worth looking up.

I brake for hallucinations.

[meherc]

Jesus loves you.
But he loves me better.

[ubaru]

Do you believe in love at first site
or should I walk by again?

Politicians
& diapers
need to be
changed often
for the
same reason

I love my computer
All my friends live in there

[Dixon]

Do you believe in love at first site
or should I walk by again?

By all means, Liz, walk by again!

[sophiopia]

i have to weigh in here. i bought a new used car a few weeks ago and the license plate holder said:

JESUS, don't leave earth without him

thought that was pretty funny

my other all-time favorite is:

FREE SHI PING AND HAN LING

By all means, Liz, walk by again!

[Sara S]

Two I have (but won't ever put on my car):

Keep Honking While I Reload

Heavily Medicated for Your Safety


One I saw just yesterday:

War is Terrorism with a Bigger Budget

[handy]

One I saw just yesterday:

War is Terrorism with a Bigger Budget

I'd put that one on my truck in a heartbeat!

I also like:

Attenuate Uncertainty

[divine inspiration]

I've had people flag me down on the road to express enthusiasm for my bumper sticker which says
"The Universe rearranges itself to accommodate your picture of reality"

[Marty M]

seen in town today:

Politicians should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we will know who their sponsors are.

I'd put that one on my truck in a heartbeat!

I also like:

Attenuate Uncertainty

[theindependenteye]

The only one I ever liked enough to put on our touring van -- "Stay Calm, Be Brave, Wait for the Signs" -- was from the Dead Dog Cafe Comedy Hour. Look them up on Wikipedia. -- Elizabeth

[Star Man]

My two favorites:

1. Sometimes I wake up grumpy and sometimes I let him sleep in.


2. Vaginaterian

[bill shearer]

Fairly older one that was on a truck I bought and quickly removed in self-preservation---

"I don't care how smart your dog is, what your other car is, or where you'd rather be"

[Dixon]

"The Universe rearranges itself to accommodate your picture of reality"

Now there's an astoundingly egocentric notion.