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    BizWrangler
     

    Thanksgiving 2012

    "Winston, come into the dining room, it's time to eat," Julia yelled to her husband.



    "In a minute, honey, it's a tie score," he answered.





    Actually Winston wasn't very interested in the traditional holiday football game between Detroit and Washington .Ever since the government passed the Civility in Sports Statute of 2017, outlawing tackle football for its "unseemly violence" and the "bad example it sets for the rest of the world", Winston was far less of a football fan than he used to be.

    Two-hand touch wasn't nearly as exciting. Yet it wasn't the game that Winston was uninterested in.

    It was more the thought of eating another Tofu Turkey . Even though it was the best type of VeggieMeat available after the government revised the American Anti-Obesity Act of 2018, adding fowl to the list of federally-forbidden foods, (which already included potatoes, cranberry sauce, and mincemeat pie), it wasn't anything like real turkey.

    And ever since the government officially changed the name of "Thanksgiving Day" to "A National Day of Atonement" in 2020, to officially acknowledge the Pilgrims' historically brutal treatment of Native Americans, the holiday had lost a lot of its luster.

    Eating in the dining room was also a bit daunting. The unearthly gleam of government-mandated fluorescent light bulbs made the Tofu Turkey look even weirder than it actually was, and the room was always cold.

    Ever since Congress passed the Power Conservation Act of 2016, mandating all thermostats - which were monitored and controlled by the electric company - be kept at 68 degrees, every room on the north side of the house was barely tolerable throughout the entire winter.

    Still, it was good getting together with family. Or at least most of the family.

    Winston missed his mother, who passed on in October, when she had used up her legal allotment of life-saving medical treatment.

    He had had many heated conversations with the Regional Health Consortium, spawned when the private insurance market finally went bankrupt, and everyone was forced into the government health care program.

    And though he demanded she be kept on her treatment, it was a futile effort.

    "The RHC's resources are limited", explained the government bureaucrat Winston spoke with on the
    phone. "Your mother received all the benefits to which she was entitled. I'm sorry for your loss."

    Ed couldn't make it either. He had forgotten to plug in his electric car last night, the only kind available after the Anti-Fossil Fuel Bill of 2021 outlawed the use of the combustion engines - for everyone but government officials.

    The fifty mile round trip was about ten miles too far, and Ed didn't want to spend a frosty night on the road somewhere between here and there.

    Thankfully, Winston's brother, John, and his wife were flying in.

    Winston made sure that the dining room chairs had extra cushions for the occasion.

    No one complained more than John about the pain of sitting down so soon after the government-mandated cavity searches at airports, which severely aggravated his hemorrhoids.

    Ever since a terrorist successfully smuggled a cavity bomb onto a jetliner, the TSA told Americans the added "inconvenience" was an "absolute necessity" in order to stay "one step ahead of the terrorists."

    Winston's own body had grown accustomed to such probing ever since the government expanded their scope to just about anywhere a crowd gathered, via Anti-Profiling Act of 2022.

    That law made it a crime to single out any group or individual for "unequal scrutiny," even when probable cause was involved.

    Thus, cavity searches at malls, train stations, bus depots, etc., etc., had become almost routine.

    Almost.

    The Supreme Court is reviewing the statute, but most Americans expect a Court composed of six progressives and three conservatives to leave the law intact.

    "A living Constitution is extremely flexible", said the Court's eldest member, Elena Kagan. " Europe has had laws like this one for years. We should learn from their example", she added.

    Winston's thoughts turned to his own children. He got along fairly well with his 12-year-old daughter, Brittany, mostly because she ignored him. Winston had long ago surrendered to the idea that she could text anyone at any time, even during Atonement Dinner.

    Their only real confrontation had occurred when he limited her to 50,000 texts a month, explaining that was all he could afford.

    She whined for a week, but got over it.

    His 16-year-old son, Jason, was another matter altogether. Perhaps it was the constant bombarding he got in public school that global warming, the bird flu, terrorism, or any of a number of other calamities were "just around the corner", but Jason had developed a kind of nihilistic attitude that ranged between simmering surliness and outright hostility.

    It didn't help that Jason had reported his father to the police for smoking a cigarette in the house, an act made criminal by the Smoking Control Statute of 2018, which outlawed smoking anywhere within 500 feet of another human being.

    Winston paid the $5,000 fine, which might have been considered excessive before the American dollar became virtually worthless as a result of QE13.

    The latest round of quantitative easing the federal government initiated was, once again, to "spur economic growth."

    This time, they promised to push unemployment below its years-long rate of 18%, but Winston was not particularly hopeful.

    Yet the family had a lot for which to be thankful, Winston thought, before remembering it was a Day of Atonement.

    At least, he had his memories.

    He felt a twinge of sadness when he realized his children would never know what life was like in the Good Old Days, long before government promises to make life "fair for everyone" realized their full potential.

    Winston, like so many of his fellow Americans, never realized how much things could change when they didn't happen all at once, but little by little, so people could get used to them.

    He wondered what might have happened if the public had stood up while there was still time, maybe back around 2011 , when all the real nonsense began.

    "Maybe we wouldn't be where we are today if we'd just said 'enough is enough' when we had the chance," he thought.





    Maybe so, Winston. Maybe so.
    Last edited by Barry; 07-30-2011 at 08:29 PM.
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    Re: Thanksgiving 2012

    "Winston, come into the dining room, it's time to eat," Julia yelled to her husband.

    "no thanks honey, I'm tired of fried rat" he answered.
    He was also tired of calling the cardboard box under the overpass a dining room....
    At least, he had his memories.

    He felt a twinge of sadness when he realized his children would never know what life was like in the Good Old Days, long before government promises to make life "fair for everyone" realized their full potential.

    Winston, like so many of his fellow Americans, never realized how much things could change when they didn't happen all at once, but little by little, so people could get used to them.

    He wondered what might have happened if the public had stood up while there was still time, maybe back around 2011 , when all the real nonsense began.

    "Maybe we wouldn't be where we are today if we'd just said 'enough is enough' when we had the chance," he thought.
    When the average person still had some leverage we could have maybe banded together and protected ourselves. When the few who controlled the economic engines of the country found out that they could drain the resources of the workers by exploiting the collapse of a housing bubble, when they realized that they could create a race-to-the-bottom mentality in the workers by moving their factories around the world, most of all, when they realized that you could have a perfectly wonderful economy without including much of the population, it was too late. The economic losers could fight each other over crumbs while the business and government elite lived comfortably in their gated communities. Expensive things, like providing for people who were past their working age, or who needed complex medical care, were best handled by leaving it to individuals instead of sharing the burden across society. What did society need those parasites for anyway? They weren't contributing to the wealth of the corporations any more, and their children weren't needed either, since technology had made it possible for the elite to have all the comforts they needed without armies of workers beneath them. Those unemployed children could take care of their parents better if they didn't have jobs anyway - at least they'd have time.


    Maybe so, Winston. Maybe so.
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    Speak2Truth
     

    Re: Thanksgiving 2012

    Since the topic of this post is Thanksgiving, I'll post the original Thanksgiving Proclamation, given to Americans by Congress and President Washington, that established the official National Day of Thanks to God.

    Do you think, looking at how the Socialists are driving this nation into ruin today, watching the Communist-founded ACLU attack any sign of Christianity in the public square, they could repeat this prayer and believe it?

    Whereas it is the duty of all nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God, to obey His will, to be grateful for His benefits, and humbly to implore His protection and favor; and


    Whereas both Houses of Congress have, by their joint committee, requested me "to recommend to the people of the United States a day of public thanksgiving and prayer, to be observed by acknowledging with grateful hearts the many and signal favors of Almighty God, especially by affording them an opportunity peaceably to establish a form of government for their safety and happiness":


    Now, therefore, I do recommend and assign Thursday, the 26th day of November next, to be devoted by the people of these States to the service of that great and glorious Being who is the Beneficent Author of all the good that was, that is, or that will be; that we may then all unite in rendering unto Him our sincere and humble thanks for His kind care and protection of the people of this country previous to their becoming a nation; for the signal and manifold mercies and the favorable interpositions of His providence in the course and conclusion of the late war; for the great degree of tranquillity, union, and plenty which we have since enjoyed; for the peaceable and rational manner in which we have enabled to establish constitutions of government for our safety and happiness, and particularly the national one now lately instituted; for the civil and religious liberty with which we are blessed, and the means we have of acquiring and diffusing useful knowledge; and, in general, for the great and various favors which He has been pleased to confer upon us.


    And also that we may then unite in most humbly offering our prayers and supplications to the great Lord and Ruler of Nations, and beseech Him to pardon our national and other transgressions; to enable us all, whether in public or private stations, to perform our several and relative duties properly and punctually; to render our national government a blessing to all the people by constantly being a government of wise, just, and constitutional laws, discreetly and faithfully executed and obeyed; to protect and guide all sovereigns and nations (especially such as have shown kindness to us), and to bless them with good governments, peace, and concord; to promote the knowledge and practice of true religion and virtue, and the increase of science among them and us; and, generally, to grant unto all mankind such a degree of temporal prosperity as He alone knows to be best.


    Given under my hand, at the city of New York,

    the 3d day of October, AD 1789

    George Washington
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