(Nominated as the world's best short joke)
3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. "MOM," he asked, "Are these my brains?" "Not yet," she replied.
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I like this short joke:
Did you hear about the pirate movie? It's rated "Arrrr!"
Or how about:
Do you know how copper wire was invented? Two Scotsmen fighting over a penny.
Or:
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep run away at the sound of a zipper.
Okay, I'll shut up now.
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