He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who donít.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, thereís a 90% probability youíll get it wrong.

The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who werenít smart enough to get out of jury duty.