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    What they say verses What they Mean

    What they say Verses What they mean in personal ads:

    Spiritual: Will say anything to have sex with you

    Seeing what is out there: Cheating on a girlfriend or spouse (or both)

    Slightly older: Buys Viagra in bulk

    Looking for a friend: Wants sex on the first date

    Lets get to know each other: Wants fuck buddy

    Bored with: Tired of jerking off

    Artist: Jobless, crashing on friends couch

    Open minded: Wants anal sex

    Handsome: Bald

    Soulful: Longwinded and dull

    Long term relationship: Desperate and lonely

    No Games: Anticipate Drama

    Fun Loving: Get used to lots of farting and burping

    I like to spoil you with…..: Stalker

    Tantric gentleman: Middle aged and frequently naked

    Normal guy here: Lacks any sexual ability whatsoever

    Looking for more: Hookers stopped returning his calls

    Adventurous: Owns insane amounts of porn

    New to the area: Drifter wanting free sex

    Available: Horny and desperate

    Creative: Will let you buy dinner

    Nice looking: Serial Killer

    Looking for a connection: I need your vagina for three minutes

    Athletic: Jerks off at his own reflection frequently

    Fit: Scrawny

    Dedicated: Has no life wants to invade yours

    Entrepreneur: Unemployed

    Ready for a fresh start: Hiding from law enforcement

    Honest: Lacks any discretion

    Fun: Has numerous fetishes

    Respectful: Pussy Whipped

    Down to earth: Will bore you to tears

    Successful: Overly self important

    Intelligent: Pompous

    Sensual and caring: Will fixate on rubbing your breasts endlessly

    Average guy: Short and balding
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    LenInSebastopol
     

    Re: What they say verses What they Mean

    You have described me to a TEE!
    Were you peeking?
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    Re: What they say verses What they Mean

    Quote LenInSebastopol wrote: View Post
    You have described me to a TEE!
    Were you peeking?

    e-ray vision my friend, x-ray vision..... I'm sure you're a lot cuter then you claim...........
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    What they say verses What they Mean

    Another example of this would be:

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    Re: What they say verses What they Mean

    The first rule of (good) humor is realism. The what they say part is maybe realistic, your what mean part is the opposite pole, unrealistic and dumb. And it is the same formula for each one. To "give" good humor, make up something in the same direction, with a twist. That will make us laugh, I think. For instance: Fun-laughs too easy, Honest- talks self into a corner and cries, Looking for fresh start- says to self, laughing, Nice looking- handsome man who cries at your jokes, Athletic- does pushups as sex and makes faces and laughs, ruining the sex.(I've done that) There is this tie-in with the laughing and crying(men don't do either much) which might be realistic, but it is more about the theme (of reacting, not acting). So thanks, and-
    In the other piece about the cookie you should watch your yours, it should say you're.
    Regards, Tomg

    Quote auroramagiceyes wrote: View Post
    What they say Verses What they mean in personal ads:

    Spiritual: Will say anything to have sex with you

    Seeing what is out there: Cheating on a girlfriend or spouse (or both)

    Slightly older: Buys Viagra in bulk

    Looking for a friend: Wants sex on the first date

    Lets get to know each other: Wants fuck buddy

    Bored with: Tired of jerking off

    Artist: Jobless, crashing on friends couch

    Open minded: Wants anal sex

    Handsome: Bald

    Soulful: Longwinded and dull

    Long term relationship: Desperate and lonely

    No Games: Anticipate Drama

    Fun Loving: Get used to lots of farting and burping

    I like to spoil you with…..: Stalker

    Tantric gentleman: Middle aged and frequently naked

    Normal guy here: Lacks any sexual ability whatsoever

    Looking for more: Hookers stopped returning his calls

    Adventurous: Owns insane amounts of porn

    New to the area: Drifter wanting free sex

    Available: Horny and desperate

    Creative: Will let you buy dinner

    Nice looking: Serial Killer

    Looking for a connection: I need your vagina for three minutes

    Athletic: Jerks off at his own reflection frequently

    Fit: Scrawny

    Dedicated: Has no life wants to invade yours

    Entrepreneur: Unemployed

    Ready for a fresh start: Hiding from law enforcement

    Honest: Lacks any discretion

    Fun: Has numerous fetishes

    Respectful: Pussy Whipped

    Down to earth: Will bore you to tears

    Successful: Overly self important

    Intelligent: Pompous

    Sensual and caring: Will fixate on rubbing your breasts endlessly

    Average guy: Short and balding
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