She was standing in the kitchen
Preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
Wearing only the 'T' shirt that she
Normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake,
She turned and said softly,
'You've got to make love to me this very

My eyes lit up and I thought,
'I am either still dreaming or
This is going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment,
I embraced her and then gave it my all;
Right there on the kitchen table.

Afterward she said, 'Thanks,' and
Returned to the stove, her 'T'
Shirt still around her neck.

A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.