STD warning :)

[Moon]

The The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a virulent new strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectum and is pronounced "gonna ‘re-‘elect ‘im."

Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include:
anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for one's own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, and categorical all-or-nothing behavior. The disease is sweeping Washington DC. Naturalists
and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease
originated only a few years ago in the Texas bush.

(My thanks to S.K. who sent this to me. "M"M)

[Barry]

Thanks for letting us know about this! I believe a vaccine for Gonorrhea Lectum will be released next Tuesday! It will take 2 years for a full cure, but the symptoms will be significantly mitigated in the interim.