
Dixon wrote:
Nice one, Larry (and Ms. Gresham)! For those who don't know what an acrostic is, it means a message "hidden" in a poem (or other writing) such that you read it by reading DOWN the page rather than across. So in the poem above, reading down the first letter of each line says "SCIENCE IS LIFE". Acrostics are fun, and I recommend that those of you who enjoy such things try writing some, but it's difficult to write a good one, especially a poem containing two (or, heathen forbid, even more) acrostics, and more especially if you're making the lines rhyme too. I wrote a double-acrostic sonnet once for the Wergle Flomp poetry contest (a fun contest which gives cash prizes for the poems deemed most wonderfully bad!). My entry was about "vanity" poetry websites--sites that tell everyone their crappy poem is wonderful as a way to get them to buy collections of that crappy poetry and other stuff. My poem contains two acrostics ridiculing the vanity sites. These hidden messages are in the first letter and fourth letter of each line:
Sonnet with Two Acrostics
What drek is this? Who published it, and why?
Hath not the editor performed his task?
And is this not some kind of scam, I ask,
This poet’s purse to open with a lie?
Raise glasses for a toast, or to your eyes,
And imitate the doggerel you’ve heard.
Now there’s another literary turd.
Knee-deep in excrement, we seek a prize.
Diss not the hack the windmills of whose mind,
Rent thus asunder, quest yet for the Muse,
In simple rhymes like Eminem might use,
Vain verses which, like rotten grain, they grind.
Ere kaching! go registers of cash,
Let’s see this website print and sell this trash!
-- Dixon Wragg