Dear fellow consumers;
I did a Wacco.net website search on my name Dixon and noticed on the right side of the page several ads offering things like "Great deals on Dixon". I just want you to know that I can beat any deal anyone else can offer on me. So eliminate the middle-person and go straight to the source--Dixon! Accept no substitutes; demand the original Dixon. I will clear up your acne, put a spring in your step, and I leave no bathtub ring. I'm organic--and sacred!
Yours cheaply;
Dixon