Click Banner For More Info See All Sponsors

So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!

This site is now closed permanently to new posts.
We recommend you use the new Townsy Cafe!

Click anywhere but the link to dismiss overlay!

Results 1 to 1 of 1

  • Share this thread on:
  • Follow: No Email   
  • Thread Tools
  1. TopTop #1
    sd gross's Avatar
    sd gross
     

    "if The Glove Don"t Fit......"

    I wrote this right after the O.J. trial and rediscovered it this morning. Aren't you lucky?!
    stephen

    :Pocketwlk:

    "IF THE GLOVE DON'T FIT...."

    Blue rubber gloves at the White House
    they keep out diseases contagious?
    Mickey's are yellow - a cool mouse
    America - Land of Outrageous

    Black bloody gloves in the courthouse
    Did they shrink after you got 'em?
    Black guys, they say have such big hands!
    brown on top - pink on the bottom

    Bloomingdale's has Nicole's Hancock
    bought them as gifts with some plastic
    Ron's was much smaller than O.J.'s
    'round the opening
    the skin's more elastic

    Blue Meanies got them a Hit Glove
    a grinning flying destroyer
    stiffed all the Pepperland dreamers
    You'd think that they hired a lawyer

    Fuhrman dropped one in the alleyway
    couldn't resist the temptation
    He looked 'round and said, "Oy Vay"
    Strike a blow for the Aryan Nation

    :uh huh:
    Last edited by sd gross; 03-07-2010 at 10:08 PM.
    | Login or Register (free) to reply publicly or privately   Email