Unconscious roommate wanted for large rural house

[bill shearer]

roommate wanted: incapable of verbal
communication,
insensitive to chemicals, high voltage electrical
fields, no medical marijuana users, no people
willing
to exchange massages, energy healings, life
co-ordinating or crystal readings for rent.
We would like someone who is colorless,
odorless,
and invisible till rent day. EFT payment is
encouraged

[Lorrie]

I hereby apply. How much is the rent?
You will be happy to know I am practically invisible to everybody.

roommate wanted: incapable of verbal
communication,
insensitive to chemicals, high voltage electrical
fields, no medical marijuana users, no people
willing
to exchange massages, energy healings, life
co-ordinating or crystal readings for rent.
We would like someone who is colorless,
odorless,
and invisible till rent day. EFT payment is
encouraged

[markwjam]

I would like to nominate several graduates of my Academy of Sacred Buttwaxing, if you could endure it. It's almost Christmas, and they need a home to practice on the little hairs exuding from the bodies of roasted chestnuts...
Thonx you...
Moochie ScatoloBootrus

I hereby apply. How much is the rent?
You will be happy to know I am practically invisible to everybody.