Drinks that Show Personality

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:

PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS & WHO THE WOMEN ARE!

Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low- maintenance , down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks

Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying, a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance , has very picky taste, knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................

Drink:Wine(does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with your friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy, thinks she is classy and sophisticated, but actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.
Drink:Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with pals and looking to get totally drunk...and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the place, you have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila No explanations required . . . everyone just KNOWS what happens there.




PART B: MAN-DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE!
THEN, there is the MALE addendum. The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut!

Domestic Beer:He's poor and wants to get laid. Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get
laid.

Wine:He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey:He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless
waitress.

White Zinfandel: HE'S GAY!!