BEST "Worst First Date" stories!

[Lorrie]

Here is another situation that we have all had at least once?

I would like to hear your "worst first date" stories, if you have one...go ahead and share if you want.

I'll go first.

Uh...
Um...
Well there was this time when....no...no...hmmm.
You see, I went out with this guy and....oh, uh, no that wasn't bad.

Okay, either I have never had a worst first date or as all things bad in my mind, I forgot about it...

Well If you remember...You go.

[sallye2254]

My WORST-EVER first date: met a man I'd been emailing and phoning with for our first in-person date, a dinner at a nice Thai restaurant in Petaluma (since I was coming from Santa Rosa and he from San Rafael). Seemed ok for about the first 10 minutes, and then he spent the ENTIRE rest of the the evening explaining to me that he was planning his own suicide so that his daughter could get his life insurance since his business was failing and he'd already been through one bankruptcy.... He said his father had done this and he believed this was the "best he could do for his family." What a nightmare! His daughter, then 14, was his only child, and he was divorced . I didn't want to leave him alone, but I also wanted to get out of there FAST.... After I finally left (2 hours at dinner, 2 more hours in my car, with him crying and complaining and talking about details of how to do it so it wouldn't look like a suicide), I sent him by email suicide and depression info and never talked to him again.... I hope he's still alive!

Sally

Here is another situation that we have all had at least once?

I would like to hear your "worst first date" stories, if you have one...go ahead and share if you want.

I'll go first.

Uh...
Um...
Well there was this time when....no...no...hmmm.
You see, I went out with this guy and....oh, uh, no that wasn't bad.

Okay, either I have never had a worst first date or as all things bad in my mind, I forgot about it...

Well If you remember...You go.

[Lorrie]

OMG!!! How Horrifying!!!
You must have been very easy to talk to for him to open up to you like that!! I wonder if he is still alive. You talked to him for 4 hours so I can only imagine you telling him what would his daughter do without a father in her life, and how it affected him when he had a father no longer and .... Not to think that way and not to do it and ....Geesh! That is TERRIBLE!
I am glad you survived it. I wish that on no one!!!
Thank you for your story!

Anyone else able to beat this?!!

My WORST-EVER first date: met a man I'd been emailing and phoning with for our first in-person date, a dinner at a nice Thai restaurant in Petaluma (since I was coming from Santa Rosa and he from San Rafael). Seemed ok for about the first 10 minutes, and then he spent the ENTIRE rest of the the evening explaining to me that he was planning his own suicide so that his daughter could get his life insurance since his business was failing and he'd already been through one bankruptcy.... He said his father had done this and he believed this was the "best he could do for his family." What a nightmare! His daughter, then 14, was his only child, and he was divorced . I didn't want to leave him alone, but I also wanted to get out of there FAST.... After I finally left (2 hours at dinner, 2 more hours in my car, with him crying and complaining and talking about details of how to do it so it wouldn't look like a suicide), I sent him by email suicide and depression info and never talked to him again.... I hope he's still alive!

Sally

[mykil]

True Stories are hard to ignore!

When I first got into computers around ten years ago, I met a woman online via ICQ or AOL or Yahoo IM programs, whatever it was . WE talked for about six months. She told me she was married and I was ok just talking away about everything little detail about our lives and everything under sun. With her everything was really comfortable to talk about. After about six moths she told me she was single and I asked why she would tell me she was married/ She told me it was to weed out the odd ballz and to really get to know one before she went further. I asked how far she thought we would get since she lived in LIKE FRIGGIN MICHAGIN. She laughed and we laughed and I blew it off as whatever! After talking to this now single woman for a few weeks we progressed into a strange online scenario where she asked if she could sent me an airline ticket to come and see her! I was like not really, I really don’t get out much and am comfortable where I am! She persisted and the thought occurred to me that I might get laid so on the plane I got!

Now she told me she had four boys’ ages 11 13 14 and 17. I remember clearly thinking oh joy the boy club will be waiting for me, well she better put out if she wants me to be the babysitter!!! LOL! So I arrive and find a really attractive woman that I pretty much new everything about. WE were about four hours form her house and stopped at a motel and had a wonderful night together. I was amazed happy and really turned on by the fact that such an attractive woman wanted to send me a ticket, pick me up and just have a fun week! So off we go to her house. WE arrive and I meet the boyz. This is where it gets a little strange. All the boyz are a minimum of three hundred pounds. I am kinda shocked how even the eleven year old was well over three hindered pounds. The older once were ever heavier. The oldest pushing four for sure! I was just stopped dead in my tracks. She had a very comfortable job and had to problems with finances. She was a very attractive SMALL woman maybe 100 lbs soaking wet.

These boyz would just sit on the couch and bark orders at her and she would just jump to their every whim. “MOM GET ME A SANDWITCH” bam there it was! I asked for a beer, BAM BEER! I sat on the couch and thought for a few moments. The beer was there, she was a great cook, she did everything I asked! She worked at home and made plenty of money to support me and the kidz! I was like in heaven!!!! I really got paranoid, she asked me to stay and told me she would take care of me forever. I looked at the boyz and said that would be me in less than a year!!! I was like I GOTTA GO HOME!!! I swear she would just up from the other room if she thought I was done with my beer and get me another; all meals were served in front on the TV. The boyz would just sit and stare at the screen; they didn’t even care what was on. I think they were brain washed for sure! I was next and had to devise a plan soon… I needed to make my escape…

[Lorrie]

Well this really aint such a bad first date. She paid for your trip, picked you up, and gave it to you good.
Just didn't become a second or more.
I could see you. Truth one year you be 300 + lbs!!!
Ha ha!
Thanks for your input!!
~Lorrie

True Stories are hard to ignore!

When I first got into computers around ten years ago, I met a woman online via ICQ or AOL or Yahoo IM programs, whatever it was . WE talked for about six months. She told me she was married and I was ok just talking away about everything little detail about our lives and everything under sun. With her everything was really comfortable to talk about. After about six moths she told me she was single and I asked why she would tell me she was married/ She told me it was to weed out the odd ballz and to really get to know one before she went further. I asked how far she thought we would get since she lived in LIKE FRIGGIN MICHAGIN. She laughed and we laughed and I blew it off as whatever! After talking to this now single woman for a few weeks we progressed into a strange online scenario where she asked if she could sent me an airline ticket to come and see her! I was like not really, I really don’t get out much and am comfortable where I am! She persisted and the thought occurred to me that I might get laid so on the plane I got!

Now she told me she had four boys’ ages 11 13 14 and 17. I remember clearly thinking oh joy the boy club will be waiting for me, well she better put out if she wants me to be the babysitter!!! LOL! So I arrive and find a really attractive woman that I pretty much new everything about. WE were about four hours form her house and stopped at a motel and had a wonderful night together. I was amazed happy and really turned on by the fact that such an attractive woman wanted to send me a ticket, pick me up and just have a fun week! So off we go to her house. WE arrive and I meet the boyz. This is where it gets a little strange. All the boyz are a minimum of three hundred pounds. I am kinda shocked how even the eleven year old was well over three hindered pounds. The older once were ever heavier. The oldest pushing four for sure! I was just stopped dead in my tracks. She had a very comfortable job and had to problems with finances. She was a very attractive SMALL woman maybe 100 lbs soaking wet.

These boyz would just sit on the couch and bark orders at her and she would just jump to their every whim. “MOM GET ME A SANDWITCH” bam there it was! I asked for a beer, BAM BEER! I sat on the couch and thought for a few moments. The beer was there, she was a great cook, she did everything I asked! She worked at home and made plenty of money to support me and the kidz! I was like in heaven!!!! I really got paranoid, she asked me to stay and told me she would take care of me forever. I looked at the boyz and said that would be me in less than a year!!! I was like I GOTTA GO HOME!!! I swear she would just up from the other room if she thought I was done with my beer and get me another; all meals were served in front on the TV. The boyz would just sit and stare at the screen; they didn’t even care what was on. I think they were brain washed for sure! I was next and had to devise a plan soon… I needed to make my escape…

[Sylph]

Well this really aint such a bad first date. She paid for your trip, picked you up, and gave it to you good.
Just didn't become a second or more.
I could see you. Truth one year you be 300 + lbs!!!
Ha ha!
Thanks for your input!!
~Lorrie

The two stories posted here were totally fascinating. Fortunately, I never had anything happen on a date that was so strange or horrible.
I'd love to hear more tales!

[fluteman]

Wow...those are some incredible stories! Unfortunately I cannot top them (or even come close for that matter!), as most of my dating experiences have been quite positive. :)

However, I do have a pretty funny one to share. Some years back I met this incredibly beautiful and charming women at one of my old jobs and developed a huge crush on her. She was a pretty shy person so I was very cautious about approaching her, however after around a year or so we finally got to know each other a bit, and I asked her out for a very casual date. It took us quite a while to finally decide on a time (weeks as I recall), but finally, I got to spend some time with her after what seemed like an eternity. ;)

The date itself was great, but I don't think I will ever forget what she said towards the end...since things were going so well I asked if she would like to get together again, and she was 100% for it and then proceeded to pull out a gigantic appointment book! She started flipping through it, telling me about all of the seminars she was going to, etc, and at that point I was really thinking I should take a very obvious hint and be lucky that I got even one date with her. :D

However, it soon became apparent that she was dead serious about getting together again, she was just so freakin' busy that she was trying her best to find the time! She finally looked up and said "hmm, well my next 8 weekends are all booked up...so maybe we can get together in a few months?". At first I just sat there and and listened to the wind, then I fantasized about taking her appointment book and tossing it in a lake, or even saying tartly "so I guess sex is out of the question then?". But instead I just said "umm, yeah, sure.." and figured that this date would be our first and last...

To wrap things up...after the 2 months passed...she actually followed up with me and we went out again...this continued on for a while until I finally realized that I was tired of being her semi-annual date and finally cut my ties with her. It takes all kinds...but she was a real cutie...;)

[StormDancer]

Wow...those are some incredible stories! Unfortunately I cannot top them (or even come close for that matter!), as most of my dating experiences have been quite positive. :)

However, I do have a pretty funny one to share. Some years back I met this incredibly beautiful and charming women at one of my old jobs and developed a huge crush on her. She was a pretty shy person so I was very cautious about approaching her, however after around a year or so we finally got to know each other a bit, and I asked her out for a very casual date. It took us quite a while to finally decide on a time (weeks as I recall), but finally, I got to spend some time with her after what seemed like an eternity. ;)

The date itself was great, but I don't think I will ever forget what she said towards the end...since things were going so well I asked if she would like to get together again, and she was 100% for it and then proceeded to pull out a gigantic appointment book! She started flipping through it, telling me about all of the seminars she was going to, etc, and at that point I was really thinking I should take a very obvious hint and be lucky that I got even one date with her. :D

However, it soon became apparent that she was dead serious about getting together again, she was just so freakin' busy that she was trying her best to find the time! She finally looked up and said "hmm, well my next 8 weekends are all booked up...so maybe we can get together in a few months?". At first I just sat there and and listened to the wind, then I fantasized about taking her appointment book and tossing it in a lake, or even saying tartly "so I guess sex is out of the question then?". But instead I just said "umm, yeah, sure.." and figured that this date would be our first and last...

To wrap things up...after the 2 months passed...she actually followed up with me and we went out again...this continued on for a while until I finally realized that I was tired of being her semi-annual date and finally cut my ties with her. It takes all kinds...but she was a real cutie...;)

This is a perfect example of why I don't have a boyfriend. I love my life and there is really very little room for someone else. However, If I were to find some very special person, there are some things that would get cleared off my calendar ASAP. If you have to struggle to get a date with someone and then the second date is difficult to schedule, maybe your first question about sex was more appropriate... providing of course, that you said it with a charming grin. Sometimes a woman is more interested in sex than a lasting realtionship. It is only when a man assumes we want sex with him or is pushy about it, that it is truly an insult. A straightforward question can be answered with a simple "yes" or "no." Of course, don't ask if you are not willing to take "no" for an answer.
May we find lasting love; sex is only frosting.
Blessings, AnnaLisa

[fluteman]

Yikes, this is supposed to a *fun* thread, isn't it? Come on now AnnaLisa, where's your weird/horrible/funny 1st date story? There's plenty of other threads here to give people a lecture about relationships. ;)

Then again, if you're that sworn off men (or whatever gender turns your blender), perhaps your memory is a bit hazy?

Anyone else? Mykill, I just can't get those kids out of my head....my gawd...!!!! :D

[mykil]

Yo Flute Dude. No worries m8! In order for you to have a worst date experience you have to go out once in a while. I have sooo many, I am trying to decide which one to write down on paper. I will make up my mind soon. I have a few more to share and want to take the opportunity to share these over the top... If any of the lovely ladies have a few bad ones about me to share feel free... LOL!!!

[MsTerry]

The worst first date i NEVER had, was with Mykil.
He thinks sending me pornographic poetry is like a well-come wagon.
That wasn't even a nice try, dude

Yo Flute Dude. No worries m8! In order for you to have a worst date experience you have to go out once in a while. I have sooo many, I am trying to decide which one to write down on paper. I will make up my mind soon. I have a few more to share and want to take the opportunity to share these over the top... If any of the lovely ladies have a few bad ones about me to share feel free... LOL!!!

[mykil]

That is it!!!~ ALL I DO IS TRY TRY TRY AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET!!!! I WILL NEVER EVER WRITE FOR YOU AGAIN MzT!!!!!!!!!

[wunda]

I had no idea that Mykil provided such services. A hidden talent is a loss to all. Mmmmmm Ms Terry how'd you ever get so lucky? LOL

That is it!!!~ ALL I DO IS TRY TRY TRY AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET!!!! I WILL NEVER EVER WRITE FOR YOU AGAIN MzT!!!!!!!!!

[mykil]

Ok; Sooo I meet this wonderful lady at my store lets say about five years ago or sooo. I never do get her name. I know she is single, cause she sayz so. I do flirt with her a bit. After about six months I ask her out. I know she is really busy, so I just say we can go out once in a while if she wishes to take her mind off her wonderful children sh3e is raising by herself and working a full time job and going to the JC. She lives awayz from me. So I start seeing her about twice a month. Nothing serous, just a wonderful sexual experience a few times a month.

The only thing is I never get her name. I have known her for six months before I ask her out, and maybe I had it at one time, but certainly not now. This goes on for a year or more. I have been dating a woman for a year and have never known her name. It is getting desperate at this point. I start trying to sneak in her medicine cabinet; I remember rummaging thru her garbage at one point! LOL!! This is really just BAD!!!!

So she comes to my shop one day and asks me to make a flyer for her son’s birthday party. He is going to be five. I know his name! So I make this wonderful flyer with a pirate as the theme. I new he likes pirates. then she turns and sayz “OK now put my name and phone number ant the bottom”! OK NOW! What name do you want me to put. I ask trying to cover of course. She turns and sayz really abruptly I might add “YOU DON”T EVEN KNOW MY NAME DO YOU”! She walks out not even looking back and I have never seen her since… REALLY BAD I KNOW!!!!

[Lorrie]

Wow!! Mykil!!! That long and don't know her name? You should have paid her. lol
You know, as soon as you realized you didn't know her name you should have asked. The longer you waited is why she went away... That was a long time not to know her name. At that point she probably felt like you didn't care enough about her to learn it sooner...
I wanna hear more tales Mykil! You are the dater/flirt/scandelous heartthrob that you are. I bet you have more to tell all of us!

[Lorrie]

You know you guys don't have to write the "WORST DATE" Story...
How about "MEMORABLE" date stories.
Or how about "HOW YOU MET YOUR MATE" Stories!

I have a good one there...how I met him! its fantastic and I am in love!!

This could be quite a fun thread!! Comon people chime in!

I will tell my story but only by promting...

[Sylph]

You know you guys don't have to write the "WORST DATE" Story...
How about "MEMORABLE" date stories.
Or how about "HOW YOU MET YOUR MATE" Stories!

I have a good one there...how I met him! its fantastic and I am in love!!

This could be quite a fun thread!! Comon people chime in!

I will tell my story but only by promting...

Tell us, please!!
I met my hubby in a sculpture class. He made a lovely model with a huge chest. It's in our living room. He tells Everyone that I was the nude model!
At this point, why not pretend it's true?

[Lorrie]

Okay I will spill.
We are on our 4th week...I have been away from WaccoBB that long...if anyone has noticed?
ANYWAY
I have a friend that is giving me a car. It is a classic! a 1971 Volvo P1800E in burnt yellow and in excellent shape! I am very excited as I am finally going to get my license back in beginning of November! Whew its been a long time! So this car has one big problem and just a few small cosmetic issues, but the paint is purdy and it is soooo cool I LOVE IT!
The big problem is that it needed another exhaust manifold cause the one on there is cracked... So I went on the online mission of trying to find one. ( I used to be an auto body parts manger) I tried E Bay had one but it was wrong. My car is Fuel injected his was carburetor... I checked a few other sites...I finally went to a website call Volvo and Saab auto dismantlers... I went online and checked it out. Now on this site I could have just tried to search the part myself on it, but decided to just hit the "contact" button and tell them what I needed and they could tell me if they had it straight out, no time wasted...
Well, when I hit that contact button up popped a picture of the 5 guys at the front counter. The first guy in line I thought was soooo handsome, fine to me in fact! My mouth literally fell open and I got excited...I immediately called the number and said "I wanna talk to the hottie that is first in line on the picture on line" Guy on phone goes, Oh....uh...one minute. Then Jay...(that's his name) got on the phone said, "This is Jay. How may I help you?" I started flirting with him right away and boldly I told him how fine and cute he was!!! And that I needed an exhaust manifold and his email address so that I could send a list of other parts needed. He said okay and gave it to me.
I first wrote to him:
Couldn’t see your hands. Bet you’re married. I am not. That’s why I can say this stuff to ya! Ha!
Here is my pic so you know what your talking to:

Then he wrote:
Lorrie,

received your e-mail nice pic,and know i am not married chat with you soon

I wrote:
YOU ARE NOT????!!! Have you ever been? You have a girlfriend or anyone special? I would be very surprised to hear that you didn’t have someone!! I am single.

He wrote:
Lorrie,

unfortunately i do not have a girl friend or any one special at this time.I wish ! its nice to chat with you and thanks for you honesty. wondering if it would be possible to e-mail you from home tonight ? hope so


talk to you soon

jay

I wrote:
Well WOW!!! Again I say!!! Yippee for Me??? Hmmm
YES! PLEASE!! Email away…a lot…Or better yet why don’t you call me?


I was thinking...He Not got anyone so, I am gonna try to get him. I have read some book prior on how men and women think differently and was offered some techniques to catch the attention and keep it.
It worked.
I learned A LOT about him in the first 4 emails...mostly cause I told him a lot about me boldly mind you, personal stuff, which turns out he is in the same exact place. I just let it all out, because at this point I had nothing to lose. And he better know what he is getting mixed up with...So I told him lots of honest stuff and it turns out that we have soooo much in common, we like everything the same. And he makes me laugh ... hard! And he kept saying the most sweetest of things to me. He is literally 6'2" eyes of blue! He is 44 I am 45. I love that!
We talked on the phone the first few days all night long. We have constantly emailed and IM'd...

Well one draw back and maybe not... is that he lives in Sacramento...2 hours away...
But that very weekend he made the trip and came to stay with me for the weekend...he had never been to Guerneville before. We talked on the phone most of his trip to me. Then when he did arrive, I came down the stairs and said, Are you ready? As I rounded the corner...When he saw me he wrapped his arms around me and kissed me, I was startled (it was nice though) I pushed him a way and he shove a single live rose at me then grabbed me again and kissed me, we had a kiss fest that weekend! And that's all. It was wonderful. He says things to me I have never heard a man say or knew they could say that stuff! I thought only on soaps! He is madly in love with me (with all his heart and soul, he says) and I am him! He likes everything about me "from head to toe" he says...I went to see him the following weekend to be with him through a difficult time he was having...and then he came last weekend, but it is going to be two weeks before I can see him again. We are still on the phone, and IM'ing even as I write this...
He has offered to help restore the car some more. He has all the hard to get parts too! He has had his job there for 9 years And I have been witness to his mechanical ability on cars... he's good! His hobby is buying tools! But not just any tools...the best tools! Ha ha
The rest of this year and the rest of my life is going to be wonderful! And its about time!
Man o' man I love that man!

Lucky me!!

I think I would like to see that sculpture!

Tell us, please!!
I met my hubby in a sculpture class. He made a lovely model with a huge chest. It's in our living room. He tells Everyone that I was the nude model!
At this point, why not pretend it's true?

[mykil]

Ok one more! I met this woman at a thrift store some time ago. I asked for her number and she said she was dating someone. I politely said no big deal, and I say someone I new and walked over and started talking to her. When I returned to pay for my items the woman had a pencil and paper out and asked for my number. I asked why and she said she wanted to call me. I asked about her boyfriend and she said she was break-in it off and just wasn’t ready but thought I would help her get over him! I laughed and she called!

Sooo I pick her up, we go out to a romantic dinner, she is laughing and talking and really having a blast. I ask if she wants to take a ride to the ocean to watch the waves, maybe take a walk. I love the ocean. WE head out that direction park and are watching the waves. I lean over and kiss her; things really start to heat up. WE are going at it like a couple of wild animals. Sooo I start to unbutton her shirt. Undo the bra… out pops the loveliest set of breasts I have seen in atleast a week. I have a smile really big on my face and just dig in caressing sucking having a wonderful time. After about twenty minutes I slow down and am amazed how wonderful these really are. I am touching them gently and caressing them a little and I ask what one she prefers. Every woman has a favorite. She is in extasy and sayz no she does not have a favorite. I am holding them and say oh the left on is a little smaller than the right one.

Well I am guessing I should not have said this. Because I have never ever ever seen a change In anyone’s personality so dramatically in less than a second! She starts screaming at the top of her lungs telling me how I dare criticize her breasts! What the hell am I talking about? Her breasts are perfect in ever way shape and form. I am just at a loss for words. She continues for about ten minutes no kidding. I am like you know every pair are a little smaller on the left side due to genetics. NOT MINE!!! She screams. I am like “l, I guess we should go”. She starts screaming about oh so you can’t play with my breasts know you have to take me home? WOW! This is as load as she can shout BTW!!!

Needless top say I never dated her again. I was at my favorite Mexican Restaurant in Sebastopol about a month later with one of my best friends. She was in line and asked to sit with us. WE chat awhile. She asked if I was dating anyone. I made someone up really fast. My friend looked at me as like how come you didn’t tell me you where dating someone. She left a while later. He said hey she was finneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, why you not go out with her, why you tell her you are seeing someone? LMAO!!!! On with the show…

[Sylph]

Lorrie,
What a romantic story!! Thanks for sharing and I hope you guys have a long, happy relationship! Good for you, being 'bold'!
I can send a picture of my 'portrait'. When he was sculpting it, the teacher kept coming around and pinching big blobs of clay off the breasts, saying, "those breasts are not realistic!". They ended up pretty big anyway!

[Lorrie]

That's funny!!! Thank you! WHo knew you could get a man and a exhaust manifold from the same place! ha ha
email it to me! I would love to see it!

Lorrie,
What a romantic story!! Thanks for sharing and I hope you guys have a long, happy relationship! Good for you, being 'bold'!
I can send a picture of my 'portrait'. When he was sculpting it, the teacher kept coming around and pinching big blobs of clay off the breasts, saying, "those breasts are not realistic!". They ended up pretty big anyway!

[Vet-To-Pet]

Reading through some of these "worst dates" has been a riot! I have one that's really bad---can't recall if it was the worst, but...

It was through a classified ad (this was pre-computer dates, so it was several years ago, let's say about mid-90s). We talked a bit on the phone, he seemed nice, we decided to meet at a "Singles Night" at a local church. I had my doubts, since I'm not religious, but I agreed anyway (What a good sport!). So, I meet him at the door---he reminds me of the Saturday Night Live skit with Steve Martin & Dan Akroyd being those "wild & crazy guys"---he looked like & was dressed like the Dan Akroyd one. I'm thinking, "This is bad...", but I stick around (REALLY good sport!). Then I look around & I notice that just about all of the other "singles" present are over 65 years old (I was in my early 40s), AND, they all seem to know the guy I'm with.... I had some "punch & cookies", I tried to talk with a few people, but I had absolutely nothing in common with any of the ones I spoke with. After about 20 minutes of this, I told my 'date' that I had to use the bathroom & I slowly, looking over my shoulder, left the building, still looking over my shoulder (it was summer, so it was still light out), all the way to my car, AND as I drove out of the parking lot. I had never done anything like that to someone before, for any reason, but I just couldn't tell him that I thought he was SUCH a pathetic jerk, so I slunk out....do you blame me?
Smiles,
Vet To Pet/Paula

[Sylph]

Paula,
Great story. You really portrayed the excruciating discomfort and embarrassment very well indeed. I don't blame you for sneaking out! Some of us 'good sports' do get caught up in odd situations because of our tendency to be a little too optimistic! Thanks for sharing!

[mykil]

Story of the day…

So I meet this really attractive woman. She comes in my shop like once every six months. I love to flirt with this woman. I ask her out, she tells me I scare her! I am like why. She expressers her opinion on this little tid bit in a way that is even more attractive. She is very very sexy. She sayz she can’t tell me and she is very stand offish on this subject! She leaves, she returns, she has me In a trance, she is very getty and very allusive. I ask her out once more she giggles and states I would not understand her scenario. Although she really likes me we can’t go out. I ask about her boyfriend, she states she has no boyfriend and I know this! I introduce her to my daughter whom happens by and she and her are talking and laughing about something. I ask her out again and she tells me I just would not understand! She likes me allot I can tell. I am persistent, and am really turned on about what secret she is keeping. I know it is embarrassing the hell out of her that she cannot tell me her little secret. I am totally turned on. She leaves again, and returns about a month later. She wants me to flirt with her, I am all over that! I am getting closer to her, I think she is ready to almost cave. She keeps telling me she is scared. I ask what about, she can’t tell me. Ok I know she has a boyfriend and she is just wanting a little attention, I ask about her boyfriend again she insists she has none! I am like ok then lets just go out and get some coffee. She sayz she would love to but I just would not understand!! I am like ok again no big deal!!! One more chance before she leaves again for another long bout of silenced removal. I ask “you wanna go out and get some coffee or tea or”??? She turns and sayz and I will never forget this cause it blew mew away “I WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOUR DAUGHTER”!

[Lorrie]

HA HA HA that is soooo funny! Mykil what happened after that? Did you ever see her again? Did she come back to your store? Why would she want your attention and flirtatous advances if she was...interested in women!?
That's a good one! Thanks for sharing! HA HA HA HA

Story of the day…

So I meet this really attractive woman. She comes in my shop like once every six months. I love to flirt with this woman. I ask her out, she tells me I scare her! I am like why. She expressers her opinion on this little tid bit in a way that is even more attractive. She is very very sexy. She sayz she can’t tell me and she is very stand offish on this subject! She leaves, she returns, she has me In a trance, she is very getty and very allusive. I ask her out once more she giggles and states I would not understand her scenario. Although she really likes me we can’t go out. I ask about her boyfriend, she states she has no boyfriend and I know this! I introduce her to my daughter whom happens by and she and her are talking and laughing about something. I ask her out again and she tells me I just would not understand! She likes me allot I can tell. I am persistent, and am really turned on about what secret she is keeping. I know it is embarrassing the hell out of her that she cannot tell me her little secret. I am totally turned on. She leaves again, and returns about a month later. She wants me to flirt with her, I am all over that! I am getting closer to her, I think she is ready to almost cave. She keeps telling me she is scared. I ask what about, she can’t tell me. Ok I know she has a boyfriend and she is just wanting a little attention, I ask about her boyfriend again she insists she has none! I am like ok then lets just go out and get some coffee. She sayz she would love to but I just would not understand!! I am like ok again no big deal!!! One more chance before she leaves again for another long bout of silenced removal. I ask “you wanna go out and get some coffee or tea or”??? She turns and sayz and I will never forget this cause it blew mew away “I WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOUR DAUGHTER”!

[Lorrie]

Paula I think it took just as much courage to leave the way you did as showing up in the first place...
Sorry you had to go through it, but lesson learned eh?

Reading through some of these "worst dates" has been a riot! I have one that's really bad---can't recall if it was the worst, but...

It was through a classified ad (this was pre-computer dates, so it was several years ago, let's say about mid-90s). We talked a bit on the phone, he seemed nice, we decided to meet at a "Singles Night" at a local church. I had my doubts, since I'm not religious, but I agreed anyway (What a good sport!). So, I meet him at the door---he reminds me of the Saturday Night Live skit with Steve Martin & Dan Akroyd being those "wild & crazy guys"---he looked like & was dressed like the Dan Akroyd one. I'm thinking, "This is bad...", but I stick around (REALLY good sport!). Then I look around & I notice that just about all of the other "singles" present are over 65 years old (I was in my early 40s), AND, they all seem to know the guy I'm with.... I had some "punch & cookies", I tried to talk with a few people, but I had absolutely nothing in common with any of the ones I spoke with. After about 20 minutes of this, I told my 'date' that I had to use the bathroom & I slowly, looking over my shoulder, left the building, still looking over my shoulder (it was summer, so it was still light out), all the way to my car, AND as I drove out of the parking lot. I had never done anything like that to someone before, for any reason, but I just couldn't tell him that I thought he was SUCH a pathetic jerk, so I slunk out....do you blame me?
Smiles,
Vet To Pet/Paula

[Lorrie]

Anyone else have a story? Common! Share! How did you two meet? What was the most bazzar date? What was the most fun? Do you have a funny story? Wierd story? How about a "first time" story? Normal story? Anything you want to say about a relationship you have had? Go ahead a type it in! Everyone has one! And everyone is interested. I am interested in your story. Relationships are a fact of life.
This is better than soaps!!

[fluteman]

Well my stories certainly can't compare with Mykil's (how old is your daughter, BTW? Kidding!), but I do have a pretty good one to share. :)

Some years back when I was into online dating (I've since sworn off it), I came into contact with this really interesting woman about my age at a dating site. We emailed a bit and to our mutual surprise found that we had already met...turns out she had worked briefly at one of my old jobs as a temp worker and I remembered her very fondly. Soon enough we both admitted to having had crushes on one another and I confided the fact that I had sorely regretting never asking her out after she left the company.

Everything was going well and a first date was planned, until one day when we were talking on the phone and she asked me if there was ever a reason why I never asked her out before because she would have said yes in a heartbeat. Being the dumbass that I commonly am, I spoke without thinking using my blunt honesty and said "well, to tell you the truth, my friends at my job talked me out of asking you out because they thought you were weird!".

A very awkward silence followed for some time. Mind you we had been talking in a very non-serious way and joking with each other, and while I was busy pulling my foot out of my mouth I still didn't think telling her the honest truth was all that bad of a thing. She suddenly became as cold as ice, and quickly ended the call using one of the "oh, I have to paint my nails" excuses that we men know so well. Over the next few days any and all attempts to reach her by phone or email failed, she was incognito and long gone.

At this point I realized that I'd been quite the jackass and couldn't blame her for being upset with me. However, about a week later she came around and said she wanted to give me a second chance and realized that we'd just had a misunderstanding, etc, and suddenly all was well for our first date.

We met at a restaurant and when I saw her in person again I had forgotten just about beautiful she was. We had a ton of things in common and were having a great dinner, when I realized that a very tall man about our age kept glancing at our table from across the restaurant. He was sitting with a group of friends and at first I thought he was just one of those stare at you Sam types, but after more time passed I realized that both he and his friends kept looking over at us like I was about to be the victim of a mob hit.

The lady I was with had her back to us and didn't see any of this, but soon enough the guy came over to the table and it turned out that they knew each other, and quite well at that. She introduced him as "just an old friend" but it was quite obvious by his glares at me that I was being viewed as a rival. It didn't really bother me too much until he asked her out right in front of me, and she said yes and got all giggly with him. After he left she mentioned that they had gone one some "friendly dates" but he was still just a friend or something. She also mentioned that she had mentioned her being busy this evening with a date (me) and it looked like he had "just happened to be in the same place" and bumped into her (some might call this stalking, but I digress).

After this I realized that either I had made a mistake in thinking this woman was someone worth pursuing, or perhaps this was the part of some elaborate plan of hers to get back at me for our earlier misunderstanding. However, the icing on the cake was when I walked her to her car after the date and we said our goodbyes. I should point out that I've been on several blind dates in my life where I wanted to run screaming (and crying!), but in each instance, no matter how bad the date was, I've always given the lady a nice hug at the end...kind of like, hey, maybe weren't not right for each, but thank you for your time just the same. And I've always received the same in kind (and sometimes more, but that's another story, lol). ;)

This girl, instead of stepping forward to give me a hug, offered me her hand. We shook hands and she seemed happy and even said that she really wanted to go out with me again. I remember thinking, hmm, I've been on a lot of dates...and I've been hugged, kissed, groped and all sorts of nice things at the end, but no woman had ever just shaken my hand! It was really weird...and for some reason, kind of creepy!

Soon after that I sent her a very "nice" email where I told her where she could stick her handshake, her stupid doe-eyed date stealing guy from the restaurant and a few other choice parting metaphors for good measure. Needless to say there was never a second date, and thankfully I have never bumped into her since.

[mykil]

Flute Dude, NEVER EVER EVER BURN BRIDGES!! What if she had a friend that you could not live without? After not seeing her for two or three years you just run into her and her friend on the street and BAM!!!! LOVE!!!!????? To burn a bridge may seem like a good idea, but let me tell you I have dated woman like five to ten years later after not getting along with them at that time in life, they come around or I come around and mmmmmmmmmm.....

[mykil]

OK Ill go as easy as I can with this one trying not to offend anyone. Walk gently on mother earth has alwayz been my motto!

I meet this girl online about eight or nine years go. She lives over in Sonoma. WE talk about lots of things over a period of two weeks or soooo… It gets hot and heavy and I have her telling me her fantasies, I am telling her mine… One of her all time favorite fantasies is to go down on a guy with a bottle of Heresies Chocolate Syrup. I laugh and am quite turned on by this fantasy myself. WE finally set a date to go out, its been two weeks for gods sake, and I am off to her house.

On the way I stop off at a store and grab a large bottle of Heresies Chocolate Syrup. I am like this is going to get her gooooodddddd. I pull up, walk up to the door ring the bell, she answers and I am holding this syrup like In a commercial. She starts busting up and we have a great laugh. I promised her dinner and a movie so off we go. WE go see a wonderful movie follows by a late night romantic dinner. WE get back to her place and she picks up the syrup and states its time for desert. I am like BY ALL MEANS!!! WE head to her room and she undresses me and puts me in a chair. She takes her top off, her bottom fall on the floor and she gets on her knees. I am like “WOW”! The syrup is opened and she pours some on me rubbing and licking a tad bit, more syrup is poured, she is rubbing it all over me I am like covered in syrup all over my thighs all the way to my belly she is rubbing and she started to lick a tad bit. She stops and looks me in the eyes and sayz “This is disgusting”!!!!! LMAO!!! Oh well some fantasies are better left un-explored eh?