Merkins
(To The Repugnant For Witch We Stained)
by Stephen D. Gross

'Merkins in the forest chopping down the trees
'Merkins spreading illness - see how far we sneeze
'Merkins cruising Bangkok - trying to get off
wonderin' why the doctor says "turn yer head 'n cough"
'Merkins dumpin garbage, poisoning the air
Blinding tiny rabbits 'cause we want "lustrous hair"
'Merkins with beer bellies loud and fun to hate
'Merkins in Prince William awash with 30 weight
Merkins 'cross the ocean being loud and pushy
'Merkins in gazebos Barbequeing sushi
'Merkins in the Desert complaining it's too sunny
'Merkins at the market - want prices in real money
'Merkin suckin' ciggies obnoxious in his Beemer
I hope that little piggy comes down with Emphysema
'Merkins acting retro - defying evolution
Walking toxic hazards - humanoid pollution
'Merkins in their hammocks - unconscious 'n all snuggly
Why, with all that makeup, do they be so damn ugly?