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Thread: Year-to-date Stats on Airport Screenings
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  1. 03-20-2012 04:28 AM TopTop #1
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    Year-to-date Stats on Airport Screenings

    The Transportation Security Administration today announced the year-to-date statistics on airport security screenings for 2012:

    1. Terrorist Plots Discovered..................0
    2. Transvestites......................................433
    3. Enlarged Prostates.............................8,249
    4. Breast Implants...................................59,350
    5. Natural Blondes..................................3

    The Director of Homeland Security expressed surprise that there were that many "Natural" Blondes.
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