"This was NOT a proper burial. To do this correctly we should have put him in a tall building, then flown airplanes into it which would set the building ablaze, trapping him inside. Afterwards they should piss on his body, then take a dump on his face. After this they should attach his corpse to a helium balloon and let it go. When it reaches a height of 1000 feet, shoot the balloon so he falls on some jagged rocks. Kind of like those people did when they fell from the 89th floor. Then after this, have a monkey take a dump on him. Finally we should throw him into the ocean so the sharks might rip him to shreds, thus pleasing the "green" people. Except the sharks might spit him back out. I doubt even bacteria would want him. So if that fails, they should put him on a rocket and shoot him into deep space, never to return..."