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    wbreitman
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    Will I Live To See 80?

    Will I Live to see 80?

    Here's something to think about.


    I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well for my age. (Now over 65.)

    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist
    asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

    He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'

    'Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

    Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued
    ribs?

    'I said, 'Not much.... my former doctor said that all red
    meat is very unhealthy!'

    'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf,
    sailing, hiking, or flying?'

    'No, I don't,' I said.

    He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of
    sex?'

    'No,' I said.

    He looked at me and said,...

    Then why do you even give a shit?
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