The turbulence that continues to churn up the Rio Grande foams with toxins, corrosives and heartache. Krazy Killer Kartels out of control, wholesale beheadings, murder, mayhem. Nafta doesn't work, Mexicans stream across the border with virtual impunity, melt into the migratory menudo, cut your lawn, feed your kids...and become 'virtual' citizens sans documentation.
I think the best way to get control over these issues is to legalize marijuana and annex Mexico. We bring 100 million people under our benificent National Umbrella, make sure they're fed, educated, repaired and happy, and we get to share in Mexico's bountiful, largely untapped natural resources. No more Fence, sneaking across borders, surreptitiousness, unholy conflagrations, hungry campesinos. We'll all have lots more room, more cultural wealth and geophysical diversity, cheaper Ganja, and a greater World Presence - and less hostility, divisiveness and poverty. We can make Mexico our 51st state and if Canada, Belgium and Switzerland can deal with being multilingual countries, so can we.
Anyone have any opinions or comments?