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    Lorrie
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    I learned it from the Easter Bunny!



    All I need to know, I learned from the Easter Bunny!


    Don't put all your eggs in one basket.



    Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.




    There's no such thing as too much candy.



    All work and no play can make you a basket case.



    A cute tail attracts a lot of attention.



    Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.



    Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.



    Some body parts should be floppy.



    Keep your paws off of other people's jelly beans.



    Good things come in small, sugar coated packages.



    The grass is always greener in someone else's basket.



    To show your true colors, you have to come out of the shell.



    The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.



    May the joy of the season fill your heart.



    Happy Easter!
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    Lorrie
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    Re: I learned it from the Easter Bunny!

    Here are some great ways of dealing with the burdens of life:

    * Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.


    * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.


    * Always wear stuff that will make you look good.


    *Drive carefully.
    It's not only cars that can be "Recalled" by their maker.


    * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

    * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.


    * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to be kind to others.


    * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.


    * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

    *
    Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.


    * The second mouse gets the cheese.

    * When everything's coming your way, You're in the wrong lane.

    * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

    * You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.


    * Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

    * We could learn a lot from crayons...
    Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.

    *A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

    Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today...


    I did
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