How to make yourself appear another victim of MsTerry

[MsTerry]

step 1

Don't respond to the subject at hand,instead throw in something personal. like

Ms Terry quipped

or

I’m sorry you interpreted ‘respectfully’ as self-righteous and demeaning to you

then follow it up with

You seem to delight in misinterpreting my motives.

A seemingly nice, but very effective stab
you can then end it with another one, to show how nice you are.

My deepest apologies, nonetheless.

step 2
MsTerry, will then respond in kind (but she isn't as nice at it) and be the bad bitch. She will say things like

I'm sorry to see you getting so snide with me

Act innocently now, just say things like

"Quip": sarcastic or witty comment. Your specialty, no?

or better yet, get real personal

You are quite sensitive, if I may say so

but don't offer any proof, instead keep up the nice front with something sarcastic

Even though you call me "snide" without knowing me or my motives, I thank you for your good wishes!

step 3
At this point, you'll be receiving those private emails of support from Barry and Braggi and you will bring out the beast in MsTerry, she'll probably write something real nasty like

Yes, I can sense those "friendly" stabs a mile away.

You got her where you wanted her now

step 4
now, you got to close it,

Ms Terry, You are unkind and rude to folks you disagree with

and resign in indignation

This is my last communication with you

but not before you blame her for your feelings

to the point that you make them feel sad/mad/irritated.

and don't forget, one last stab

I hope you find a more constructive form of recreation.

And just to be catty, be nice at the end

I wish you well!

If this doesn't get you sympathy for the outrageous behaviour on MsTerry's part, nothing will.
Just remember, you don't have to prove that she is rude or unkind, you just have to SAY it and it automatically becomes the truth

[Braggi]

Hope to see you at the picnic MsTerry.

-Jeff

[MsTerry]

Yeah, you have some explaining to do......................
Are you going to wear your leather hat or your papal purple?

Hope to see you at the picnic MsTerry.

-Jeff