1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing..."
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2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich.
"Marry him." -That's Advertising..."
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3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
"Marry me - That's Telemarketing..."
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4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations..."
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5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich!
"Can you marry me?" - That's Brand Recognition..."
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6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She
gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback..."
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7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's the demand and supply gap..."
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8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share..."
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9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!"
your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering
new markets..."