A lot of folks can't understand how we cameto have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
and
Texas
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Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington , DC!!!
Any Questions???
NO? Didn't think So.