Google Buyout of WaccoBB.net Stuns Industry! by Pat McGroyne

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Leveraged Google Buyout of WaccoBB Make Stock Prices Jump!
by Pat McGroyne, A.P.

Communication industry heavyweight Google shocked CEO Barry Chertov and other subscribers to a local community bulletin board in Sonoma County, CA today with a surprise leveraged buyout of WaccoBB. Larry Page and Sergey Brin, impressed with Wacco's adroit planning, management and technology, called the alliance between "the perfect search engine" and Chertov's thoroughly engaging enterprise as one which will redefine how individuals, businesses and tekkies view the internet.

"Expect Google's association with WaccoBB to result in not only a higher level of service, but one which will make every user's experience thoroughly satisfying and beyond anything existing in the industry today", said Brin. "Google works because it relies on the millions of users constructing both functional and esthetically pleasing web sites which ultimately result in a healthier, better quality of life for those who use it", added Page. Google, an exemplary business when it comes to achieving success as well as being considerate and spreading Good Will, claims Wacco's addition to the fold will vastly improve (despite its relatively small size) the quality of life of those who avail themselves of it. Spoken highly of by those who utilize it, "Wacco is industrious, responsive and a model of integrity", added Dr. Eric Schmidt, Chairman of the Board, speaking for Google's executive management group. Arthur Levinson of Genentech, one of Google's directors, said he expects Google's reputation and revenues to rise to here-to-fore unpredicted levels. WaccoBB founder and director Barry Chertov was unavailable for comment and is said to have taken a hiatus in Bali.

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Leveraged Google Buyout of WaccoBB Make Stock Prices Jump!
by Pat McGroyne, A.P.
Communication industry heavyweight Google shocked CEO Barry Chertov and other subscribers to a local community bulletin board in Sonoma County, CA today with a surprise leveraged buyout of WaccoBB. Larry Page and Sergey Brin, impressed with Wacco's adroit planning, management and technology, called the alliance between "the perfect search engine" and Chertov's thoroughly engaging enterprise as one which will redefine how individuals, businesses and tekkies view the internet.
Arthur Levinson of Genentech, one of Google's directors, said he expects Google's reputation and revenues to rise to here-to-fore unpredicted levels. WaccoBB founder and director Barry Chertov was unavailable for comment and is said to have taken a hiatus in Bali.

This is a hoot!

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Yeah, Barry was out walking his new dog when the whole thing happened and got totally blindsided by it. When he got home Mrs. Wacco was jumping up and down saying "Barry, Barry....We're rich! We're rich!

Just goes to show....anything can happen! Congrats on both the dog and the merger, Barry! I put some new cards up for you in Petaluma today too! Life is good!