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    Dixon
     

    Justice for Alberto Gonzales

    I am one of many who feel that Alberto Gonzales has been, shall we say, less than forthcoming in his responses to questions put to him in the course of investigation of his alleged misdeeds.

    Luckily, Gonzales himself, having been notoriously sanguine (pardon the expression) re: torture--as long as we don't call it that--has provided us with a solution to his reticence. Various "interrogation techniques" such as waterboarding, sleep deprivation, mock execution, and forcing people to stand in agonizing positions for hours, could surely loosen his tongue, and since he has championed such enlightened methods, neither he nor his supporters could conceivably object to their use on him. There is nothing wrong with Alberto's memory that can't be remedied by appropriate electrical stimulation of his genitals (if they can be found).

    And, as he's the head of the Department of "Justice", we can expect that he'll have a keen appreciation of the justice of this solution.

    Dixon
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    "Mad" Miles
     

    Re: Justice for Alberto Gonzales

    Ojala, Nice one D!

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