Hi Waccos!
My lawn is full of tasty grass, dandelions, clover and sorrel, and I'd be delighted to offer your goat the opportunity to chew it down to the roots.
My severely-ill daughter has a bedroom window facing right out onto the front lawn. She's super noise-sensitive.
I'm thinking a goat would be less noisy than a mower or weed whacker. It would be great to have a goat come do the grass-removal. It's a win-win!
The long-term landscaping objective is to convert the lawn to xeriscaping, with rocks and pollinator-friendly plants. But meanwhile, why let all those goat-friendly plants go to waste?
So what do you say? May I please borrow your goat? And give it a free lunch?