Happy St. Stupid's Day

[Star Man]

Today is St. Stupid's Day. St. Stupid is celebrated on April first every year. In San Francisco there used to be a parade, a march that began in the financial district--ground zero for stupidity--and ended in Washington Square. One person started in the square and walked to the financial district. That was stupid! Another person walked backwards for the entire route. Boy was that stupid! A No One For President bus drove slowly up Columbus Street and No One blessed the crowd and threw pennies.

Our nation's leaders are outdoing themselves to celebrate St. Stupid's Day. The Pig in a Wig has announced he now opposes DACA and believes the Washington Post should register as a lobbyist. Man, that is really stupid. Not to be eclipsed, Ronna Romney McDaniel, head of the RNC, opined that Democrats hate Trump more than they love America. Wow. A high reading on the stupid-o-meter, Ronna. Attempting to out-stupid even the Pig in a Wig, has-been rocker Ted Nugent said Parkland survivors are soulless. These are just the highlights.

So, fellow Waccobbeans, there are still a few hours left in St. Stupid's Day. Do something stupid for yourself. Free your inner idiot from the need to be right or correct.

Stupid Love to all from Star Man