Trump

[Sara S]

With nothing but his bare hands, a dream, 500 Million dollars from his dad, and a healthy disdain for those with inferior breeding, this maverick forged a new path in business by hiring the best attorneys to avoid the hassle of paying people, pioneering cutting edge new methods to amass a fortune by hiring illegals, avoiding taxes, and bankrupting casinos, airlines, alcohol brands, and yes even a university. "paint it gold so it's classy" he cried. His prodigious negotiation skills chronicled in his now famous book that he wrote single handedly negotiating to have someone to write it for him. The sky's the limit for this icon of purpose and vision. Never so close minded to stick to a position or follow through with a plan. Willing to bear the slings and arrows of the burden of saying whatever he needs to say at the moment to get what he wants. With no concern for consequence bravely tell everyone what he is thinking moment to moment whether actually having to think or not. His quick wit and lack of exposure to knowledge, the complexity of issues enable a perspective unseen in modern history allowing him to govern with pomp, circumstance, and an other worldly, forthright transparent ignorance. Only he can fix it. Only he knows how complicated things are. Never wrong. Never made a mistake. Never apologizes. Never read. Never leave the Whitehouse. Sacrifice your golf game for hard work. Onward Donald Trump. Compassion and ethics are for the weak and gullible. Wisdom the fuel of lost causes. Icon of American freedom from thought. Melter of the snowflake. Make America great....again...
Rise America oh ye builders of walls, warriors in the fight to denigrate Islam. You angry fast food fueled masses. Rise up Amercans and smash your burning flame of passionate self righteousness in the face of our global friends and foes alike. Out of the flames of distrust, rebellion, and prejudice will rise a new America. The grease on the wheels of this economic engine rising over the bodies of the weak, sick, and incapable of meaningful contribution. Mother Earth be the fuel for wealth and equality among the wealthy. We will tap and liquidate... nay sacrifice your arrogant beauty on the pyre of accumulative self gratification. More more more for me we defiantly cry in the face of the heinous onslaught of the do gooders, the samaritans, the educated and informed ignorantly concerned about an inferior society of inequality, manic self gratification, and short sighted greed. Rise up America.
And don't forget Trump decreed Monday as "Loyalty Day" so we can all salute, and thank Dear Leader for his goodness and benevolence toward us loyal subjects.
Jason Nedelman