Heaven and Hell

[wbreitman]

A civil engineer dies and soon finds himself in

Hell. The engineer gets dissatisfied with the

level of comfort in Hell and starts designing and

building improvements.



After a while, Hell has air-conditioning, flush

toilets and escalators. The engineer is a pretty

popular guy.



One day God calls Satan and says with a sneer,

"So, how's it going down there?"



Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've

got air-conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators,

and there's no telling what this engineer is going

to come up with next."



God replies, "What??? You've got a civil engineer?

That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten

down there; send him up here."



Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer

on the staff. I'm keeping him."



God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."



Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah,

right. And just where are you going to get a

lawyer?"