Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up
in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning,
though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a brunette, is strapped in the electric chair, and is
asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from the Baylor School
of Divinity, and I believe in the power of Almighty God to intervene on
behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens,
so they figure God must not want this woman to die, and they let her go.

The second one, a redhead, is strapped in and gives her last
words, "I am from the Texas Tech University School of Law and I believe
in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They
throw the switch and again, nothing happens. They figure that the law is
on this woman's side, so they let her go.

The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm a Texas
Aggie Electrical Engineer, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna
electrocute nobody if you don't connect those two wires right there."
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