A little song to Mitt, ala Dr. S. & the Grinch.

OK here it is. Just imagine Boris Karloff singing....

You're A Mean One, Mr. Mitt

You're a Lying one, Mister Mitt
You really are a heel,
You'reas cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mister Mitt,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You're amonster, Mister Mitt,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brainis full of spiders, you've got arsenic in your soul, Mister Mitt,
Iwouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You'rea vile one, Mister Mitt,
You have termites in your smile,
Youhave all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mister Mitt,
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the ... seasickcrocodile!
You nauseate me, Mister Mitt,
With a nauseoussuper "naus",
You're a crooked dirty jockey and youdrive a crooked hoss, Mister Mitt,
You're a three deckersauerkraut and toadstool sandwich, with arsenic sauce!
You're afoul one, Mister Mitt,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heartis full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mister Mitt,
You're a rotter, Mister Mitt,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots,Mister Mitt,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing withthe most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable, mangled up intangled up knots!
The three words that describe you are asfollows, and I quote, "Stink, Stank, Stunk!"

You're a Liar, Mr. Mitt!!!