Here's some fun things to cheer you up after the recent sad polling numbers...
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Here's some fun things to cheer you up after the recent sad polling numbers...
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It's Paul Ryan's turn for Bad Lip Reading!
The GOP really has some "brass"!
FREE KITTENS
A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.
Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man.
"Hi there little girl, I'm Mitt Romney.
What do you have in the basket?" he asked.
"Kittens," little Suzy said.
"How old are they?" asked Romney.
Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."
"And what kind of kittens are they?"
"Republicans," answered Suzy with a smile.
Romney was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.
Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the Romney should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.
So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX, and CNN.
Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Romney got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.
"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."
"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Democrats."
Taken by surprise, the Romney stammered, "But...but...yesterday, you told me they were REPUBLICANS."
Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know.
But today, they have their eyes open."
Perfectly told.
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There is a schism in the Garrison household. My wife Tina is voting for the 'lesser of two evils--Romney." I am not voting. I will not give sanction to evil. For me it was Ron Paul or nobody at all. Since the nomination was stolen from him, it looks like it's nobody at all!
There is little difference between Romney and Obama. Both are pro-war, pro-statism and pro-Federal Reserve. Both were pro-bailout--trillions of dollars for the criminal banks. Both have received millions from those big banks--and from Goldman Sachs in particular. Both think Ben Bernanke should be reappointed. Both are pro-NDAA and the big government takeover of America. The difference between the candidates is inconsequential. It's window dressing. A left-right puppet show paradigm.
Ron Paul may have been our last hope, but the Republican primaries were obviously and outrageously rigged in favor of the globalist candidate--Romney. This is why I won't be voting for Gary Johnson--the libertarian candidate. Even if he received a landslide amount of votes, the elections would still be rigged in favor of either globalist candidate. It is futile to vote. It's rigged. Voting machines are hacked. Dead people get to vote--multiple times. Ballots are lost or destroyed. It's all a joke. An insult. It's a patriotic duty to NOT participate in this farce.
Chris Rock - Message for White Voters
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Ahhh, today's the day...
Will it be Thelma? Or Louise?
Choose wisely...
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There's plenty of difference between Romney and Obama--the latter simply isn't free to act on his
wishes for the country. Why not? -- Does JFK ring a bell? We can't know what's going on behind the
scenes, and it could very plausibly be the upper-level lackeys of the .1% saying: "You been gettin'
just a little too audacious...boy. 'Member what happened to Kennedy? Well, at least he didn't have
to see his wife and children go down first."
You think i'm being paranoid? What can you realistically put past people who slaughter children
by the hundreds of thousands to make themselves even richer than they already are?
What we have here is a "perfect storm," a highly intelligent, fair-minded, deeply decent US
President -- still being forced to support the war profiteers, polluters, et al. What this show us is -- not
that all politicians are alike--but that, under capitalism, all politicians are the playthings of the ultra-rich.
If Obama will hire his own, personally vetted bodyguards for himself and his family, he may yet be able
to get some of the change he and we really want. What we really need, though, is socialism;
until we have that, it doesn't matter whom we elect -- they'll always be under the .1%'s thumb.
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