WHEN TO START SWEARING
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. The
6 year old asks, "you know what? I think it's about time we
started swearing." the 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues, "when we go downstairs for breakfast,
i'm gonna say something with hell in it and you say something with
ass."
the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old
what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "aw, hell, mom, i guess
i'll have some cheerios.
Whack! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen
floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his
mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step...
His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "you can stay there
until i let you out!"
she then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks
with a stern voice, "and what do you want for breakfast, young
man?"
"i don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it
won't be cheerios.
