Year-to-date Stats on Airport Screenings

The Transportation Security Administration today announced the year-to-date statistics on airport security screenings for 2012:

1. Terrorist Plots Discovered..................0
2. Transvestites......................................433
3. Enlarged Prostates.............................8,249
4. Breast Implants...................................59,350
5. Natural Blondes..................................3

The Director of Homeland Security expressed surprise that there were that many "Natural" Blondes.