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Ya know the one
If it aint one thing it's another
Well...it started with
If it aint one thing
Its your mother.
then a wordsmith friend recently added to it
If it aint one thing
Its your mother.
could be a sister or a brother
but if its still a bother
its definitely father.
Other favorites
Past wife experience
wasband
favorite bumper stickers while Im at it
Jesus is coming , look busy
Well behaved women rarely make history
goodnight
My favorite bumper sticker was from many years ago:
I still miss my Ex...
But my aim is improving!
Not the nicest sentiment in the world, but it took me about an hour to stop laughing!
I don't know if I'd find it as funny now, but perhaps you will....
Got one to share?
Regime Change Begins At Home
Authoritatively Question (Haven't seen that one, I just made it up!)
Whirled Peas
"Planet Earth
Love It Or Leave IT"
"Never mind the dog BEWARE OF OWNER!"
"If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker :yossam:BACK OFF!"
"Illiterate? Write today for free brochure!"
"One World--One Human Race"
"If you are going through Hell--keep going." (attributed to Winston Churchill)
"Politics is the entertainment branch of industry." (Frank Zappa)
From my mother's wall:
INCONTINENCE HOTLINE------Can you hold please?
~ I'd rather be here now.
~ Everything works out in the end....if it's not worked out....it's not the end.
Unknown
My all-time favorite mean-spirited bumper sticker, seen on a car with numerous Christian stickers:
My God's not dead...
Sorry about yours!
Roland
This is sort of like a Dorothy Parker quote - my mother's maiden name is Parker - so who knows? Six degrees of indignation?!.. and yes, I made it up:
"Men are just like clothes; we're always taking them on and putting them off!"
I also like:
"Honk If You Love Jesus - "
Bastardized in Santa Fe to :
"Jeez If You Love Honkus"
...or how about? -
"Just Leave the Driving to Bastards (and Bitches)! Dog is my Co-Honkus" - o.k.o.k... trailing off into delirium now --
:hilarious::rofl2::hilarious::rofl2::hilarious:
I had a friend who drove an really dented dirty station wagon and his bumper sticker read "Don't laugh, your daughter may be riding in this car". Some more - "Against abortion? Don't have one" or back in 2004 " Vote for Bush, you get Dick"
I've always liked the bumper sticker:
"Where are we? And what are we doing in this hand basket?"
But, all time fav is:
"The Christian Right is neither."
I love this quote! I wrote it down from a Brazilian movie I watched on Netflix: God is Brazilian, in which God is taking a vacation and is on a road trip to find a saint to sit in for him for a couple of weeks. Not a lot of action in the flick, but God meets a young man who trips with him, and at one point he says: "Don't worry, everything ends well. When it's not well, it's because it's not the end yet." I thought it was interesting that the young man was saying this to God instead of the other way around! That's optimism....
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Posted in reply to the post by Aquarian:
And there is this one that I saw on a car some 20 years ago....totally cracked me up. :wink:
"My karma just ran over your dogma"
Yeah, that dude lives in Guerneville.Quote:
Posted in reply to the post by Aquarian:
I brake for hallucinations.
I liked "Eschew obfuscation" It's worth looking up.
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Posted in reply to the post by Ted Pole:
Jesus loves you.
But he loves me better.
Do you believe in love at first site
or should I walk by again? :wink1:Politicians
& diapers
need to be
changed often
for the
same reason
I love my computer
All my friends live in there
By all means, Liz, walk by again!Quote:
Posted in reply to the post by ubaru:
i have to weigh in here. i bought a new used car a few weeks ago and the license plate holder said:
JESUS, don't leave earth without him
thought that was pretty funny
my other all-time favorite is:
FREE SHI PING AND HAN LING
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Posted in reply to the post by Dixon:
Two I have (but won't ever put on my car):
Keep Honking While I Reload
Heavily Medicated for Your Safety
One I saw just yesterday:
War is Terrorism with a Bigger Budget
I'd put that one on my truck in a heartbeat!Quote:
Posted in reply to the post by Sara S:
I also like:
Attenuate Uncertainty
I've had people flag me down on the road to express enthusiasm for my bumper sticker which says
"The Universe rearranges itself to accommodate your picture of reality"
seen in town today:
Politicians should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we will know who their sponsors are.
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Posted in reply to the post by handy:
The only one I ever liked enough to put on our touring van -- "Stay Calm, Be Brave, Wait for the Signs" -- was from the Dead Dog Cafe Comedy Hour. Look them up on Wikipedia. -- Elizabeth
My two favorites:
1. Sometimes I wake up grumpy and sometimes I let him sleep in.
2. Vaginaterian
Fairly older one that was on a truck I bought and quickly removed in self-preservation---
"I don't care how smart your dog is, what your other car is, or where you'd rather be"
Now there's an astoundingly egocentric notion. :ucrazy:Quote:
Posted in reply to the post by divine inspiration: