Jehovah's witnesses

In the holiday spirit we all embrace.....

JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES

Oh we're Jehovah's witnesses
we've seen him come and go
We watch him shop at Safeway
Sit behind him at the show
We've seen him at the Senior Center
Where he helps serve meals
Or sometimes fishing with the kids
(depending how he feels)
Oh we're Jehovah's witnesses
We wish you were one too
Episcopalian's ain't so bad
Can't help if you're a Jew
The Catholics have their rituals
And Muslims pray each hour
But we think you'll change your mind
If you'll just read Watchtower
We've got some real nice Kingdom Halls
That's where we all assemble
Don't have to be the sharpest tack
It's mostly elemental
Our music isn't all that great
(we do a lot of hummin') but
Jehovah keeps us in his sight
(I think he saw us comin'!)