Barry to Auction Off WACCO On E-Bay!!

Chertov to Auction off WACCO on E-BAY!!
:waccosmile::anon:

It wasn't enough that her Mom allowed the sex-change operation when she was barely 13. Becky had always batted clean-up, defended the goalie's crease with aplomb and bitten the heads off every bully in the neighborhood. Stealing her dad's Camaro when she was fifteen, Becky had driven from her Secaucus, New Jersey home to Montreal where she found work as a bouncer in a strip club, and as a gut-cleaner aboard a trawler working the shoals off Nova Scotia. "Bluegill" the crusty salts called her/him and though they tried their best, they couldn't get close enough to see what she/he was made of.

At the age of 15, "Barry" as she was now called, hitch hiked to Compton, studying the Torah while on the road, with diligence and focus, and managing to land a job as a "Shamus" in Compton's first all-Black synagogue.

Working the soprano sax like some miniature John Coltrane, she hypno-psyched the congregation into pumping enough shekels into her fat flute to where she/he finally found her own special voice and founded a religion all her own. WACCOISM she called it, and in order to spread her hot and hairy gospel, she founded a website empire which magnetized and imbued a fresh, raw spirit into tens of thousands of true believers. I know - I became one of them.

Now "Barry" is looking for New Worlds to Conquer and it's time to slough off his old skin and move up to an entirely new level of existence. So he's auctioning WACCO off on E-Bay to the highest bidder, It's been speculated that it might spark a bidding frenzy (what with middle-eastern sheiks and the like, drooling at the idea of a ready-made Western Forum for their ideals, tastes and desires), that could generate an undreamed of sum. In fact, next time you log in, you might find al-WACCO a bit hard to comprehend, but in time you'll figure it out.

Have a lovely April 1st.
:FlakeyFoont:
Or else.