=OR=
You could buy my '88 Dodge Ram Van, which has a fine '82 Do-he Ram V-8 Engine 2/3 installed, & which only needs some-one with the skills of a Jewellers touch - or- a Safe-Cracker's touch, to dial in the Torque Converter -=I've tried, repeatedly, but Alas, my hands lack the Skill, my Mind the continued Patience to continue to try to do this; and I can only wish that Some One with the requisite, and masterful skill as a Mechanick, hi'sel, will either do this Deed for Some Damozel he loveth, Truly =OR= will take it Upon hi'sel tae fixe the Bloudy Thang for Hi'sel.
Tae him I would gie the Sad Pile for a Faerthing,
considering He would hae Tae Fix It,
Ere,
It Depairted
frae thise Stead.
Comprehenderens?
=OR=
Elze there bae Some Damozel, Hair'Sel, Wha canna' get Hersailf tae Town, Let alone tha' Burning, wicked Wickair Man tae see, Her'sel mair, shall we say, Discreet, - though curious twas Once, the World tae See, & mony Seghts, Like Burning, Wicker Men, were fond tae Her, as Cum & See'. Yet has She, by these Days wherein, we current Live; She hae slowed down considerably... and Yet, might Need a Way tae Town; her Ither Wagon, havin' Broken Down...
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Tae Sich an One,
I would be Bold, and Alzo, be she Damozel, though Auld in Years, yet Fair O' Face, & would also Know the Way tae Lay her Down, tae Sich an one, I say,
I would, e'en Gie this Van Awa'; which Wanse I did Gie unto mine Ain Doughtair, Jessie, Now, though she did gae Few Miles in It, & it has Set Apoun the Sam Sad Spot for Mony a Passin' Yair, Thereon; the Mound that = Mounts the Path, Where one Tairns Right = Atop the Hill, Whereon my = Cottage, Down in the Dale, doth Stand.
Tae Sich an One,
I say,
I would lay me Doun Me'sel, in Earth, an' work me'Sel, with Jewelers Hands, to fix this Bloudy Van, and Mak it Work me Bloudy Sel, and Toil an Sweat Anoun, though Lang I' been Aeccoustomed, tae gae Upe upon Thees Van,
Comprehenderums?,
Madame, Misstriss,
=OR=
Who
Wha' Ever,
Ither,
Social Creature,
Ere,
May
Come
Aroun'.
Amen.
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Marco
