The art of the common cold

For the last few dayz I have been miserable with a cold I caught from my lovely girlfriends little children. Now I have been whining something awful and finally decided this should make me feel young. Why you may ask? Well it’s simple. There are only 97 strands of the Rhino Virus, which is basically the common cold. There are only 97 colds you can get. Once you catch a cold you never get it again. This is why older folks do not catch colds. So this is why I am feeling younger everyday. Next time you catch such a thing think of it as an omen and feel the youth sprout from within.:thumbsup: