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A little humor for Today
During her physical examination,
a doctor asked a retired woman about her physical activity
level. The woman said she spent three days a
"Well, yesterday afternoon
was typical; I took a five hour walk about seven miles
through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along
the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through two
miles of brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my
eyes. I barely avoided stepping on a
snake. I climbed several rocky
hills. I went to the bathroom behind some big
trees.
Ran away from an irate mother
bear and then ran away from one angry bull
elk. The mental stress of it all left me
shattered.
At the end of it all, I drank a
scotch and three glasses of wine.
Amazed by the story, the doctor
said, "You must be one hell of an outdoor
woman!"
”No," the woman replied,
"I'm just a really, really bad
golfer.”