At the Library

(Ain't stereotypes wonderful!)


A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.
He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl replied in a loud voice:
"I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was
truly embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes,the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and
said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking.
I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"

The guy then responded in a loud voice:
"$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MUCH!"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy whispered to her: "I study law, and I know
how to screw people."

Strive to be first: first to nod, first to smile, first to compliment, and first to forgive.