Laughing Heart
01-16-2013, 04:48 PM
COMPASSYUN
by
Errol Strider
New improved soul food for the growing soul
Friends, if your soul feels undernourished, you feel depressed, anxious, guilty, fearful, suicidal, envious or just plain ambivalent or monotonous, then try “Compassyun,” the new soul food, guaranteed to satisfy every soul need.
Three ounces of Compassyun given six times a day will bring that waning soul back to life!
And the more you give, you more you have, buy once, buy for life. You never need a refill.
And Compassyun doesn’t have to be taken, only given, so there is no threat of infection or possibility of overdose.
And no waste. Our product can be completely assimilated by any organism, in any difficult circumstance. It is not limited by time, space or any other inherent endowment.
And it can be received both internally and externally.
For every once of Compassyun given, you are guaranteed to get at least two ounces o fulfillment and satisfaction back.
Now, you will need a starter kit, but once you’ve got that, you’re on your way. Here’s how you get it: Send us any thought of anger, jealously, possessiveness, fear, distrust, shame or resentment and we will send you your Compassyun Starter Kit. Just one thought of guilt or fear is all you pay.
Send it to us Compassyun Anonymous, c/o “The I am Way Corporation," PO Box 1,2,3 Trinity, Galactic Center, Universe #7. The Zip code is 439, 783, 000, 526
In addition, if you will send us any judgment you have about any person you know, including yourself, good, bad or even repressed, we will send you two cases of release. You heard me. Two cases of release. You’ll practically see all that extra weight from all that low self esteem just fall right off your psyche. And you can share it with your friends. You’ll be the most popular kid in your neighborhood. People will come flocking to your door. You’ll be the center of light and life on your block.
Don’t forget, guys and gals, if you have a tired, undernourished soul, now you can do something about.
Remember, if you’re looking to fill that aching hole in your life, try Compassyun. Them that gives it gets it. Try Compassyun today!
Available in all natural hues except cynical, doubtful, hypocritical or other dark shades of consciousness.
from
Journeys to the Other Side of Shame
© 1990 Errol Strider
20218
by
Errol Strider
New improved soul food for the growing soul
Friends, if your soul feels undernourished, you feel depressed, anxious, guilty, fearful, suicidal, envious or just plain ambivalent or monotonous, then try “Compassyun,” the new soul food, guaranteed to satisfy every soul need.
Three ounces of Compassyun given six times a day will bring that waning soul back to life!
And the more you give, you more you have, buy once, buy for life. You never need a refill.
And Compassyun doesn’t have to be taken, only given, so there is no threat of infection or possibility of overdose.
And no waste. Our product can be completely assimilated by any organism, in any difficult circumstance. It is not limited by time, space or any other inherent endowment.
And it can be received both internally and externally.
For every once of Compassyun given, you are guaranteed to get at least two ounces o fulfillment and satisfaction back.
Now, you will need a starter kit, but once you’ve got that, you’re on your way. Here’s how you get it: Send us any thought of anger, jealously, possessiveness, fear, distrust, shame or resentment and we will send you your Compassyun Starter Kit. Just one thought of guilt or fear is all you pay.
Send it to us Compassyun Anonymous, c/o “The I am Way Corporation," PO Box 1,2,3 Trinity, Galactic Center, Universe #7. The Zip code is 439, 783, 000, 526
In addition, if you will send us any judgment you have about any person you know, including yourself, good, bad or even repressed, we will send you two cases of release. You heard me. Two cases of release. You’ll practically see all that extra weight from all that low self esteem just fall right off your psyche. And you can share it with your friends. You’ll be the most popular kid in your neighborhood. People will come flocking to your door. You’ll be the center of light and life on your block.
Don’t forget, guys and gals, if you have a tired, undernourished soul, now you can do something about.
Remember, if you’re looking to fill that aching hole in your life, try Compassyun. Them that gives it gets it. Try Compassyun today!
Available in all natural hues except cynical, doubtful, hypocritical or other dark shades of consciousness.
from
Journeys to the Other Side of Shame
© 1990 Errol Strider
20218