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wbreitman
11-10-2012, 11:38 AM
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> Price of gas in France
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> A thief in Paris planned to steal some Paintings from the Louvre.
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> After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings,
> and made it safely to his van.
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> However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
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> When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an
> obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the
> paintings.'
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> 'I had no Monet.'
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> 'To buy Degas.'
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> 'To make the Van Gogh.'
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> See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else....
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> I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse!
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> Do you have degas?



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